A Cat Says Meow.

Hello Shawtys. Shawtys? or Shawties? I think Shawtys. So anyway. How you doing? I'm doing excellent. I'm home alone, snuggled under a freshly made quilt from grandma, watching lifetime, and putting off homework. This girl in this lifetime movie is rather obnoxious. I am going to look her up to see if she has done anything with her life. Stand by. Ps, the movie is called When Secrets Kill. It's about a man who is suspected of killing his daughter's birth mother. The girl is adopted and the birth mother shows up at her house randomly. Adopted dad doesn't like that. So he kills her. But I'm sure he didn't really kill her. The suspected person in lifetime movies never actually did it. It's always the supposed innocent that did it. OH MY GAMMIT. I knew this obnoxious girl looked familiar! It's gretchen from Mean Girls! In 1996! Soooo obnoxious. Yet so great. I really need to do my Spanish homework. I kinda dislike Spanish a lot. Oh my. This is terrible. This is a waste of a blog. vcfurhvcybdfvcjhkgbnhykjuki. I don't know what to say. I'm a failure of a person. Mmmm I'm craving some buffalo dip. You should bring me some. Thanks. So guess who gets to work tonight! I'll give you a hint. She's cute and pretty. That's right. This girl. Remember the good days when I didn't have to work every Sunday? oiufkjhodskijhcs work stinks. Like dirty feet. The only good thing about it are all the cooks without teeth. They are my fave. Obvi. Finally summer's here, good to be chilling out. It's not summer though. so. Nevermind. I wonder if the mom is gonna kill the birth mom in this movie? She seems kind of evil. Hm. I will keep you guys posted. There's also this random guy in a wife beater. It's so random. He probably has something to do with something. I want a beard. I'm gonna do my Spanish homework right now, one second please. K well I don't understand this so I'm just gonna write down some random letters and hope for the best. Done! Turns out there was no matching so I just wrote down random words. Now I have to do a Thoreau walk. but it's currently 11:55 and I don't work until 4, so I have time. Oh shoot I have to make a comic too. forgot about that. Wow. I absolutely love being home alone. HEY PHIL MICKLESON! Oh hey boii, he was on a commercial. I used to like him. But, no. He's creepy. And for those of you too ignorant to know who he is, he is a golfer. f to the y to the i. OH NO! I kinda think the dad is actually the birth dad. Karen just got fired from her job because people think she killed Linda. Just to specify, Karen is the adoptive mother and Linda is the birth mother. I wouldn't want you to mix those up. Linda is great. But she is dead. And Gretchen from mean girls is the most obnoxious 13 year old I've ever experienced. Like, I'd hang out with Bella Thorne over this girl any day. And that's saying something. Cause Bella Thorne is too cool for me. I think that's what it all boils down to. Okay. I like Karen now. She is really nice. Birth Mother Karen. Fyi. Again. I'm hungry. Imma get me some grub. I'm craving pizza. Which is weird because I had it 3 times yesterday, twice on Friday, and once on Thursday. So basically, probably gained 27 pounds in the last days. But totally worth it. OMG I don't want to go to work tonight. Are any good football games on at 1? BENGALS ARE ON TV! MELINA LIED TO ME, she told me they weren't. lil brat lil brat lil brat. YAY BENGALSS. WHOOOOOO DEYY SUCKAS! I wonder if we have any pizza. Where's my phone?  ahhhhhhh. I want pizza. I got pizza! hoorah. wow it's 3 degrees in my house. But really. I need to check the thermostat. It's 57 in here. That's solid. OMG I WAS RIGHT. The dad is the birth dad. That is weird. But great. I found this raspberry tea in my refridgerator, it's amazing. yay life. Hi, i'm gretchen from mean girls and i'm obnoxious. get out, i can't even take this. OH NO! Karen is kicking dad out. I want more pizza. I got more pizza. And while it was baking, I found myself singing "I Love Pizza" to the tune of "I Want Candy." And I was doing this lil jig. It was a little bit shameful. But a lot bit pretty. pizza! 8675309. I kinda gihrpdjugiuhgrdiuhpfdvgoiuhijluoh sorry. Got a lil out of control. I meant to say I kinda don't know what else to say. SO yeahhhh. THE ENDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. wow that was obnoxious. sorry. oh but you know what? I want you guys to know who the killer is. I kinda think it might be this creepy detective now. Or just someone random, but that  usually doesn't happen in lifetime movies. Sooo. I'll leave this up until they tell me who it is...It's...wow called it. creepy detective. I'm pretty awesome. Now it's time for the Bengals Game! Ah! Okay ya'll. Stay Fresh.