Woke up Sunday morning. Walked to the grocery store. It was sweet. It had two floors. I was impressed. Plus I got some much needed razors. Then we went back to the house and watched Fairly Odd Parents, Korean style. It was the movie where they go to all the different channels. It was nice. Then I played some Webkinz. It was fun. Then the family of our exchange student we had about eight years ago came and took us to lunch. The dad is the Co-CEO of Samsung. No big. He drives a Porsche. It was sweet. So we get to this place for lunch and it's this really elite place. And at this point it's about 3:00. So we eat all this food and in Korea it's rude to not eat everything they give you. So I'm about to throw up from eating so much. The mom just keeps throwing food on my plate and telling me to eat. And finally all the food is gone. Thank the Lord. And then I'm like okay, let's go. And guess what mom says. "Time for the second course!" Uhhhhhhhh what? I almost just broke down and started crying. So I had to eat that. Then when I was done, I was praying to God there wasn't a third course. There wasn't. So then we went shopping and they bought us everything. It was splendid. They also bought me a nightgown. Not surprisingly, I rock it. So then they take us to the Seoul Tower. It's basically just a tower on a mountain that overlooks the city. It was sweet. After that it was about 7pm. Just a reminder that I had eaten enough that afternoon to last me a week. And at seven they were like, where do you want to go to dinner? Um. Where? Nowhere. Ever again. They were shocked that we weren't hungry. But they took us home. Fortunately.
Monday proved to be the first day of the my life. So you know the exchange student I previously mentioned? He is engaged to a girl named Haeley. Haeley's mom wanted to take us out for the day. She doesn't speak any English, so we had to have a translator with us all day. My dad joked that it would be a cute and young Asian boy. He wasn't joking. Helllllllllllllllllllo. Everything about this boy is perfect. His name is David. He is Korean, but grew up in Brazil where his parents are missionaries in the Amazon. He is 18 but is a sophomore in college because he is so smart. He is majoring in linguistics. He speaks Portuguese, English, Korean, Spanish, and German. He has one older sister who goes to school in Oklahoma. He is allergic to cucumber. He is my soulmate. And as fate would have it we got to sit next to each other in the car. Let's just say I never wanted the car ride to end. But it did. We went to a traditional Korean Folk Village. Solid stuff. Boring, but solid. Then we got back in the car (yay), and drove to get lunch. More stuffing my face and eating until I'm about to puke, yay! Then we got back in the car and I fell asleep. When I woke up I was leaning against lover.You think I would ruin that? No. I "went back to sleep" so I could lean on him some more. Eventually though, I decided to get up. Like five minutes after I did, he said good bye and jumped out of the car. Dave! What? No! Dave come back! Dave was gone for good and I was crushed.
We continued on to our destination, while I held back tears. Lil' Davey, I miss you. The lady we were staying with is an English teacher and we were going to her school. First we went to on of her classes and they asked us questions. There was an albino girl. It was sweet. One girl told my dad he looked like Hugh Grant. So after school ended a class had a party planned for us. I got to meet my penpal so that was cool. They did some dancing for us and I was impressed. Then they asked us questions and we asked them questions. We played some games and made some food. One of the girls told me to play my favorite music. So I turned on Cody. Naturally. It was great. But then Bruno Mars came on and I wanted to puke. So then we got pictures and said our goodbyes. It was sad. We took the train home and it took forever. But we made it. Woke up early Tuesday morning after hearing blood curling screams in the dark. Sounds good. So after crying about David a little (not really, lawlz), I went back to sleep. Woke up and Curt and Dad had another appointment to meet with Curtis' foster mom and look at his file. Meanwhile, the rest of were stuck back at the house, being forced to stuff our faces by grandma. She made us eat this nasty stuff. It was cut into squares and had the same consistancy of jello. It was gray and tasted like death. I was literally 30 seconds away from throwing up and I'm not even kidding. So after eating enough food to feed a small village, dad and Curt got back. We decided to go to some war memorial. Aka, something I wouldn't be interested in in a million years. Yay. So then we got on the wrong train and decided to alter our plans and go to a palace. On the way we stopped at pizza hut for some much needed American food. The Pizza Hut was actually nice. It was weird. And it tasted so good. Then we walked like 478 miles to the palace. Jack and I were talking in jibberish to mess with people's minds. We decided that if anyone asked we would tell them we were from Poland. So, just our luck the palace was closed. Thanks world. So this lady asked us to take her picture. She's an "NAA." Our code for Non-Asian Alert. We ask her where she's from. We want to tell her we are from Poland. But, surprise! She is from Poland! So the plan is crumbled. We decide to go to a market from there. Plan C I guess it was. On the way, dad accidentally stepped on my toes. Hello cracked toenails. Hello blood. Hello fun. So we walk to the market. Closed. Plan D time. Found a stream. At this point the boys are having fun with the fish in the stream while I have a headache and feel like I am going to throw up. So I am injuring myself a lot. So we played in this stream for a while then we got in the mood for ice cream. So we looked everywhere for some. Finally we asked someone where we could find some. The guy went completely out of his way and walked us to where ice cream was. Very nice fellow. We found a Baskin Robbins. It had two floors. I got mint chocolate chip. Delish. We then got back on the train and headed home. Went to bed. Stay fresh.
Wednesday, July 4, 2012
Friday, June 22, 2012
Korea Numero 2.
I'm baaaaack. It is now 10:30pm Ohio time and I am still in the air! 3 more hours! I'm very excited. So they are playing another movie. My Week With Marilyn. It is about Marilyn Monroe. Is a decent movie on a plane a crime? Guess so. Also, great news. I found plaid! Yay plaid you are cute! Okay, that's all for now.
Update! One hour and 16 minutes left. I have just about been up for 22 hours now. Solid. We are at 38,088 feet and there are 507 miles left to go! We are going 563 mph and have traveled 5,155 miles. It's been fun. Not really. Second meal time! Either noodles and pork or a turkey sandwich. Since I don't eat pork I'm stuck with the sandwich, yippeeeee! Stay tuned.
Preparing to descend! It is 1:00am in Ohio. Where I am it is 2:00pm. Crazy stuff! They put it yet another movie. This one is about whales and Drew Barrymore is in it. Anything she is in is a mistake. So there you go. My turkey sandwich was nasty. It was crunchy and covered in melted cheese. Ah we are landing! Gtg!
Landed in Korea at 2:30pm their time, 1:30am Ohio time. The plane got the best of me and I felt like I was gonna puke. The airport was like 500 degrees so that didn't help. But it was all okay because when we got in the train and I look to who is standing next to me and it is PLAID SHIRT. Fate. But I finally lost him at customs. It was a shame. So now we are sitting in the airport. Dad lost the bus information and we have no phones. He's gone off somewhere. Me and the bros are sitting here and not sleeping in over 24 hours has defi taken its toll. We are in a very tense, stressful environment as you can believe. Oh and this just in. Dad got ahold of someone and we are back in business. The only question is can I stay up for six or seven more hours until I can sleep? Only time will tell. If you are this far in my blog, thank you for not giving up on me. And thanks for your time. You're cute.
So after the airport we got on a bus that takes us to Seoul. It's hot and pretty miserable, but what are you gonna do? So we get off when we think it is our stop. It's not. So we call the girl who is picking us up and she says she'll be there in ten minutes. Meanwhile we sat streetside for a while with all of our luggage, getting stared at. A lot. I yelled to them that just cause we look different doesn't mean we are. Which made them judge us even more. And there was an underground "entertainment bar" right by us. So that was cool. Finally our ride came and took us to her apartment. It was then that I realized Korean driving is not like American. They don't really like to stop or slow down. Even if there is a car coming at you on a one lane street or if a person is in the street. So watch out. So we get to this apartment and now we've been up for about 28 hours. So yeah. Good plan. Let's go out to eat. So we go to this place where they cook the food in front of you (which I soon learned happened at almost all Korean restaurants). We had to take off our shoes and sit on the floor. I almost fell asleep. Curtis did. And only Ben and Jack ate so the rest of us just sat. Then, after being there for a while we decide to walk home. Which is probs a great idea considering our mental state from no sleep and Korean driving. We almost got hit like seven times. Oh well. We made it back and all went to bed. But I realized I didn't eat dinner and I was starving. The only thing I had access to was almonds. So. It was cool.
I woke up at 6:00am. (We're no longer on Ohio time in this blog.) Not used to the time change. Went to the bathroom but couldn't find the light. It was scary. Came back and had a whole box of wheat thins. Then the grandma made us gimbap, which is just rice in seaweed rolls. It was delish. Then we had to go by train to meet Curt and Jack's foster moms. While we were walking to the place, a man approached us and asked us if we could proofread a paper for him. We exchanged numbers and turns out his name was Sinclaire. Priceless. So then we went to the place to meet the foster moms. We got there early so we were able to see where the babies are kept until they find foster homes. They were adorbz. Then we met Curtis' foster mother, sister, and brother. Then we met Jack's foster mother and she asked him what he wanted to be when he grows up. He said a caterer, classy. So then we walked around and finally found a place to eat lunch. They spoke not one word of English. So that was rough. After just one day I have already lost the excitement and joyfulness I always got when I saw an Asian. Here, it's just the norm. And I've adapted. What I do get excited about is when I see a non-Asian. (NA, as we liked to call them.) (When we saw an NA, we would say "NAA", meaning non Asian alert.) It gives me hope that we aren't the only ones here. They get stares too. We are united. It is wonderful. Cause it is rough when the whole population stares at you. I've done nothing wrong.
After lunch, we got back on the train to go to a market. It was cool but I'm not a shopper so it got real old real fast. So we were there for a while and I was videotaping cute boys. Naturally. Is that illegal? Oh well. They were cute. So then we went back to the apartment and gave the family we are staying with some presents. They liked them. So then we went to bed. Cause we were tired. And maybe you're tired of reading this. So take a break, take a nap, and come back later.
Woke up Saturday morning. I was all like, Woah, Morning! We decided a bike ride would be acceptable. We went with the lady we are staying with and her three daughters. They are seven, six, and four. And cute. We went to the library first, and the little girl rode her bike into the library. Naturally. And no one even cared. In America, everyone would judge a child on a bike in a library. Not here though. So then we went to the bike rental. Jack and I went into the room with all the bikes and this lady starts yelling at us in Korean. It was scary. So we got two seater bikes. It was not a fun time. My butt is still in pain. So then we went back to the apartment and got our things. We got on the train and went to a new place to stay. Speaking of the train, I forgot to talk about it. The train is always crowded. On one ride it was so packed that no one could move. And when it's your stop, you just have to push through and hope you can get to the doors before they close. No one moves out of the way. You just have to squeeze through. It's an adventure. Dad barely made it out once. The doors were closing and he pushed them back open and jumped out real fast. It was nice. People judged. SO after we got settled in at the new place, we left for a baseball game. It was exciting. The fans are so much more into it there than in America. They have so much fun. And in case the Americans weren't being stared at enough, dad had to go and catch the a foul ball. And everyone stared. A lot. Oh hey. So we leave the game an inning early to beat overpopulation of the train on the way back. We go to get through the gate and our train cards are out of money. So we are racing against the clock to reload them. Before the crowd comes.. We made it. And we got back to the house and went to bed. Goodnight. Stay fresh!
Update! One hour and 16 minutes left. I have just about been up for 22 hours now. Solid. We are at 38,088 feet and there are 507 miles left to go! We are going 563 mph and have traveled 5,155 miles. It's been fun. Not really. Second meal time! Either noodles and pork or a turkey sandwich. Since I don't eat pork I'm stuck with the sandwich, yippeeeee! Stay tuned.
Preparing to descend! It is 1:00am in Ohio. Where I am it is 2:00pm. Crazy stuff! They put it yet another movie. This one is about whales and Drew Barrymore is in it. Anything she is in is a mistake. So there you go. My turkey sandwich was nasty. It was crunchy and covered in melted cheese. Ah we are landing! Gtg!
Landed in Korea at 2:30pm their time, 1:30am Ohio time. The plane got the best of me and I felt like I was gonna puke. The airport was like 500 degrees so that didn't help. But it was all okay because when we got in the train and I look to who is standing next to me and it is PLAID SHIRT. Fate. But I finally lost him at customs. It was a shame. So now we are sitting in the airport. Dad lost the bus information and we have no phones. He's gone off somewhere. Me and the bros are sitting here and not sleeping in over 24 hours has defi taken its toll. We are in a very tense, stressful environment as you can believe. Oh and this just in. Dad got ahold of someone and we are back in business. The only question is can I stay up for six or seven more hours until I can sleep? Only time will tell. If you are this far in my blog, thank you for not giving up on me. And thanks for your time. You're cute.
So after the airport we got on a bus that takes us to Seoul. It's hot and pretty miserable, but what are you gonna do? So we get off when we think it is our stop. It's not. So we call the girl who is picking us up and she says she'll be there in ten minutes. Meanwhile we sat streetside for a while with all of our luggage, getting stared at. A lot. I yelled to them that just cause we look different doesn't mean we are. Which made them judge us even more. And there was an underground "entertainment bar" right by us. So that was cool. Finally our ride came and took us to her apartment. It was then that I realized Korean driving is not like American. They don't really like to stop or slow down. Even if there is a car coming at you on a one lane street or if a person is in the street. So watch out. So we get to this apartment and now we've been up for about 28 hours. So yeah. Good plan. Let's go out to eat. So we go to this place where they cook the food in front of you (which I soon learned happened at almost all Korean restaurants). We had to take off our shoes and sit on the floor. I almost fell asleep. Curtis did. And only Ben and Jack ate so the rest of us just sat. Then, after being there for a while we decide to walk home. Which is probs a great idea considering our mental state from no sleep and Korean driving. We almost got hit like seven times. Oh well. We made it back and all went to bed. But I realized I didn't eat dinner and I was starving. The only thing I had access to was almonds. So. It was cool.
I woke up at 6:00am. (We're no longer on Ohio time in this blog.) Not used to the time change. Went to the bathroom but couldn't find the light. It was scary. Came back and had a whole box of wheat thins. Then the grandma made us gimbap, which is just rice in seaweed rolls. It was delish. Then we had to go by train to meet Curt and Jack's foster moms. While we were walking to the place, a man approached us and asked us if we could proofread a paper for him. We exchanged numbers and turns out his name was Sinclaire. Priceless. So then we went to the place to meet the foster moms. We got there early so we were able to see where the babies are kept until they find foster homes. They were adorbz. Then we met Curtis' foster mother, sister, and brother. Then we met Jack's foster mother and she asked him what he wanted to be when he grows up. He said a caterer, classy. So then we walked around and finally found a place to eat lunch. They spoke not one word of English. So that was rough. After just one day I have already lost the excitement and joyfulness I always got when I saw an Asian. Here, it's just the norm. And I've adapted. What I do get excited about is when I see a non-Asian. (NA, as we liked to call them.) (When we saw an NA, we would say "NAA", meaning non Asian alert.) It gives me hope that we aren't the only ones here. They get stares too. We are united. It is wonderful. Cause it is rough when the whole population stares at you. I've done nothing wrong.
After lunch, we got back on the train to go to a market. It was cool but I'm not a shopper so it got real old real fast. So we were there for a while and I was videotaping cute boys. Naturally. Is that illegal? Oh well. They were cute. So then we went back to the apartment and gave the family we are staying with some presents. They liked them. So then we went to bed. Cause we were tired. And maybe you're tired of reading this. So take a break, take a nap, and come back later.
Woke up Saturday morning. I was all like, Woah, Morning! We decided a bike ride would be acceptable. We went with the lady we are staying with and her three daughters. They are seven, six, and four. And cute. We went to the library first, and the little girl rode her bike into the library. Naturally. And no one even cared. In America, everyone would judge a child on a bike in a library. Not here though. So then we went to the bike rental. Jack and I went into the room with all the bikes and this lady starts yelling at us in Korean. It was scary. So we got two seater bikes. It was not a fun time. My butt is still in pain. So then we went back to the apartment and got our things. We got on the train and went to a new place to stay. Speaking of the train, I forgot to talk about it. The train is always crowded. On one ride it was so packed that no one could move. And when it's your stop, you just have to push through and hope you can get to the doors before they close. No one moves out of the way. You just have to squeeze through. It's an adventure. Dad barely made it out once. The doors were closing and he pushed them back open and jumped out real fast. It was nice. People judged. SO after we got settled in at the new place, we left for a baseball game. It was exciting. The fans are so much more into it there than in America. They have so much fun. And in case the Americans weren't being stared at enough, dad had to go and catch the a foul ball. And everyone stared. A lot. Oh hey. So we leave the game an inning early to beat overpopulation of the train on the way back. We go to get through the gate and our train cards are out of money. So we are racing against the clock to reload them. Before the crowd comes.. We made it. And we got back to the house and went to bed. Goodnight. Stay fresh!
Korea Take One.
Okay, lucky for y'all I kept a blog in Korea. Here is my journey. Enjoy it. Love it. Live it.
Hola Amigas. That's ironic isn't it? Since I am on my way to Korea. I would say hello friends in Korean if I could. But I can't. Hence the Spanish. So I am taking note of everything that happens specifically so I can blog about it. And then this twelve hour plane ride got boring so I decided I would hand write my blog now and type it when I get home. I might have to have more than one blog because so much has already happened and I'm not even to Korea yet. So I will tell you everything important that has happened up to this point and we'll see where that leaves us. Just an update real fast, we have traveled some miles and are up 32,000 feet or so. It said it on the screen but then they turned on How I Met Your Mother. So you'll have to wait on exact numbers. Just know I still have eight hours of this fun. Okay. So I woke up at 3:30am after a good three hours of sleep. We left the house at 4am, and got to the airport around 4:40am. That was where I saw the first cute boy of the trip. In security. Earrings and a cutoff, and oh so dreamy. Then when we got to our gate, this pilot appeared and I am pretty sure he is my soulmate. His eyes were perf. I just wanted to propose then and there. But I kept myself in check. So this guy was not our pilot. He was a pilot. Who rode on our plane. But just for fun. As a passenger. So we are sitting there and our pilot, like our actual pilot, comes and goes up to the desk and is like, where am I flying today? Like are you dumb? And the lady is like Chicago! And the pilot is like, Chicago, really? Like yes really. Pull yourself together. So we eventually get into the plane and there are a good 25 people in there. It was fun. I even got some sprite. We departed at 5:45am. We got to witness the sunrise from the plane. It was sweet. We arrived in Chicago at 5:55am. However, there was a time change. So in Ohio time it would actually be 6:55am. On the way out of the plane, this guy hit me in the head with his suitcase. Thanks. Okay real quick I gotta throw this in. Does anyone else watch Amish Out Of Order on National Geopgraphic? Like, my favorite guy on the show died. Cephas. He was 19. Car crash. I just found out yesterday and it's bringing me down. Rest in peace lil' buddy. Okay back to my journey around the world. So we get out of the plane and our tickets tell us our next flight is at gate B12. We arrive at gate C5. So we walk like a mile underground and finally get to B12. I'm just gonna stick to Ohio time from now on so that it is easier. The plane was supposed to leave at 8:04. So at like 7:30 we find out we are at the wrong gate. Do you know where we are supposed to be? C10. Do you know where that is? Where we started. So we had to walk another mile underground back. It was fun. Luckily we got there in time. And at the Chicago airport there were these weird toilet seat covers that rotated with the press of a button. It was weird. And the covers were slippery and I just about fell in the toilet. Plus they made you pay for wifi. Bratz. So we get in line to board the plane and the lady says "Oh, the pilot is missing!" Ummmmmmmm, what? Okay sweet. So we board the plane at 8:05. And we sit. And sit. And sit. And finally the flight attendant comes over the intercom and says that they found trash in the engine and they're waiting for someone to come get it. Sounds good. So we don't leave until 8:45. Just to remind you this is a four hour flight and our next flight is at 1:40. So it was cutting it close. SO what fun stuff happened on this plane? It was small and packed. They made me watch Journey 2 with Joshy and Baby V. Thanks. Hate you too. So I made myself go to sleep and I woke up thinking, wow I slept awhile! Then I look up to see Journey not even over yet. Yay! But then I turn around and see this cute boy in plaid. Maybe he wasn't even cute but there is something about plaid that makes a boy cute. Update. We've traveled 3,069 miles. We are at 36,082 feet. 2,612 miles and five hours, eight minutes left til our destination. Hooray! We are going 537 mph. Okay. So back to cute boy. I kept turning around and staring at him. He caught me. A lot. But I figured I'll never see him again so who cares? Then I turned on the plane radio. I went to the hits station. They played Drive By and Payphone so I decided it was good. But then this rap about airports came on. I jammed out for like 30 seconds but then was forced to turn it off. By my ears. Then this girl comes down the aisle and I almost passed out. Ummmm....Brianna? Sex offender from gym class? I mean, of course it wasn't her, but at first glance I swore it was. I almost died. Of joy, obvi. Oh and one last thing about this flight. The flight attendant's name was Kev. Not Kevin. His nametag said Kev. Classy. So we got off this plane which landed at 1:04 Ohio time. Pm, fyi. And we run to the next gate and guess who is in line to go to Korea? PLAIIDDDDDD. Hollla. Plus, besides my family and him, everyone else in line is Asian. Life is good. So I follow Plaid onto the plane and purposely run into him a lil'. But I sat down and lost him. But hey. I've got five hours. I'll find him. So lemme tell you about this plane. Double decker. Ginormous. Like 75 rows, two aisles, ten seats in every row. There are like 5 bathrooms and all these flat screens. It is the life. Plus there is a hunky Asian in front of me. He is wearing a Phillies hat and I'm doing all I can not to kiss him. He is like playing on his ipad and I am watching over his shoulder. He doesn't see me. He is playing Fifa, and losing. Poor boy. Okay so the plane said they were gonna entertain me with a movie. Good, I thought. Nothing can be as bad as Journey 2. I guess they heard my thoughts and took it as a challenge. They put on John Carter. John Carter? Are you kidding me? It's about like aliens or something. I couldn't follow. No one knows what the story line is. All I know is John Carter and this lady get married. And then the movie ends. And all are happy. This just in. Hot Asian is watching Super 8 on his iPad. So am I. He doesn't know. So after the movie they gave me lunch. I was hungry. It was like 2pm Ohio time and all I had since I woke up at 3:30am was some almonds. They asked me if I wanted chicken or beef. So obvi I go with beef. But they didn't give me just beef. They gave me beef. Rice. Carrots. A salad. A roll. And a cookie. I downed it in a minute or two. Then stole my brother's salad. And roll. It was wonderful. And then they put on a new movie called "Man On A Ledge." If the title doesn't intregue you, consider yourself lucky. The whole movie is about, you guessed it. A man on a ledge. Literally. That's all. It was a wreck. And that leads us to the present. My present, not your present. This won't be posted until like a week from now. Cute Asian keeps looking at me. I've narrowed it down to three reasons why it could be. 1.) Because I am kicking his seat. 2.) Because I am watching a movie over his shoulder. Or 3.) Because I am pretty. I'm 98% sure it is the pretty one. Oh hey if you are interested there is an Asian fashion show on! Wooooooo, okay. That's all I got for now. BBL. Maybe in this blog or maybe in a new one. Just in case, stay fresh.
Hola Amigas. That's ironic isn't it? Since I am on my way to Korea. I would say hello friends in Korean if I could. But I can't. Hence the Spanish. So I am taking note of everything that happens specifically so I can blog about it. And then this twelve hour plane ride got boring so I decided I would hand write my blog now and type it when I get home. I might have to have more than one blog because so much has already happened and I'm not even to Korea yet. So I will tell you everything important that has happened up to this point and we'll see where that leaves us. Just an update real fast, we have traveled some miles and are up 32,000 feet or so. It said it on the screen but then they turned on How I Met Your Mother. So you'll have to wait on exact numbers. Just know I still have eight hours of this fun. Okay. So I woke up at 3:30am after a good three hours of sleep. We left the house at 4am, and got to the airport around 4:40am. That was where I saw the first cute boy of the trip. In security. Earrings and a cutoff, and oh so dreamy. Then when we got to our gate, this pilot appeared and I am pretty sure he is my soulmate. His eyes were perf. I just wanted to propose then and there. But I kept myself in check. So this guy was not our pilot. He was a pilot. Who rode on our plane. But just for fun. As a passenger. So we are sitting there and our pilot, like our actual pilot, comes and goes up to the desk and is like, where am I flying today? Like are you dumb? And the lady is like Chicago! And the pilot is like, Chicago, really? Like yes really. Pull yourself together. So we eventually get into the plane and there are a good 25 people in there. It was fun. I even got some sprite. We departed at 5:45am. We got to witness the sunrise from the plane. It was sweet. We arrived in Chicago at 5:55am. However, there was a time change. So in Ohio time it would actually be 6:55am. On the way out of the plane, this guy hit me in the head with his suitcase. Thanks. Okay real quick I gotta throw this in. Does anyone else watch Amish Out Of Order on National Geopgraphic? Like, my favorite guy on the show died. Cephas. He was 19. Car crash. I just found out yesterday and it's bringing me down. Rest in peace lil' buddy. Okay back to my journey around the world. So we get out of the plane and our tickets tell us our next flight is at gate B12. We arrive at gate C5. So we walk like a mile underground and finally get to B12. I'm just gonna stick to Ohio time from now on so that it is easier. The plane was supposed to leave at 8:04. So at like 7:30 we find out we are at the wrong gate. Do you know where we are supposed to be? C10. Do you know where that is? Where we started. So we had to walk another mile underground back. It was fun. Luckily we got there in time. And at the Chicago airport there were these weird toilet seat covers that rotated with the press of a button. It was weird. And the covers were slippery and I just about fell in the toilet. Plus they made you pay for wifi. Bratz. So we get in line to board the plane and the lady says "Oh, the pilot is missing!" Ummmmmmmm, what? Okay sweet. So we board the plane at 8:05. And we sit. And sit. And sit. And finally the flight attendant comes over the intercom and says that they found trash in the engine and they're waiting for someone to come get it. Sounds good. So we don't leave until 8:45. Just to remind you this is a four hour flight and our next flight is at 1:40. So it was cutting it close. SO what fun stuff happened on this plane? It was small and packed. They made me watch Journey 2 with Joshy and Baby V. Thanks. Hate you too. So I made myself go to sleep and I woke up thinking, wow I slept awhile! Then I look up to see Journey not even over yet. Yay! But then I turn around and see this cute boy in plaid. Maybe he wasn't even cute but there is something about plaid that makes a boy cute. Update. We've traveled 3,069 miles. We are at 36,082 feet. 2,612 miles and five hours, eight minutes left til our destination. Hooray! We are going 537 mph. Okay. So back to cute boy. I kept turning around and staring at him. He caught me. A lot. But I figured I'll never see him again so who cares? Then I turned on the plane radio. I went to the hits station. They played Drive By and Payphone so I decided it was good. But then this rap about airports came on. I jammed out for like 30 seconds but then was forced to turn it off. By my ears. Then this girl comes down the aisle and I almost passed out. Ummmm....Brianna? Sex offender from gym class? I mean, of course it wasn't her, but at first glance I swore it was. I almost died. Of joy, obvi. Oh and one last thing about this flight. The flight attendant's name was Kev. Not Kevin. His nametag said Kev. Classy. So we got off this plane which landed at 1:04 Ohio time. Pm, fyi. And we run to the next gate and guess who is in line to go to Korea? PLAIIDDDDDD. Hollla. Plus, besides my family and him, everyone else in line is Asian. Life is good. So I follow Plaid onto the plane and purposely run into him a lil'. But I sat down and lost him. But hey. I've got five hours. I'll find him. So lemme tell you about this plane. Double decker. Ginormous. Like 75 rows, two aisles, ten seats in every row. There are like 5 bathrooms and all these flat screens. It is the life. Plus there is a hunky Asian in front of me. He is wearing a Phillies hat and I'm doing all I can not to kiss him. He is like playing on his ipad and I am watching over his shoulder. He doesn't see me. He is playing Fifa, and losing. Poor boy. Okay so the plane said they were gonna entertain me with a movie. Good, I thought. Nothing can be as bad as Journey 2. I guess they heard my thoughts and took it as a challenge. They put on John Carter. John Carter? Are you kidding me? It's about like aliens or something. I couldn't follow. No one knows what the story line is. All I know is John Carter and this lady get married. And then the movie ends. And all are happy. This just in. Hot Asian is watching Super 8 on his iPad. So am I. He doesn't know. So after the movie they gave me lunch. I was hungry. It was like 2pm Ohio time and all I had since I woke up at 3:30am was some almonds. They asked me if I wanted chicken or beef. So obvi I go with beef. But they didn't give me just beef. They gave me beef. Rice. Carrots. A salad. A roll. And a cookie. I downed it in a minute or two. Then stole my brother's salad. And roll. It was wonderful. And then they put on a new movie called "Man On A Ledge." If the title doesn't intregue you, consider yourself lucky. The whole movie is about, you guessed it. A man on a ledge. Literally. That's all. It was a wreck. And that leads us to the present. My present, not your present. This won't be posted until like a week from now. Cute Asian keeps looking at me. I've narrowed it down to three reasons why it could be. 1.) Because I am kicking his seat. 2.) Because I am watching a movie over his shoulder. Or 3.) Because I am pretty. I'm 98% sure it is the pretty one. Oh hey if you are interested there is an Asian fashion show on! Wooooooo, okay. That's all I got for now. BBL. Maybe in this blog or maybe in a new one. Just in case, stay fresh.
Wednesday, June 6, 2012
Cheetahlicious Christmas
Uhhhh, hellllo. I am having a weird, like really weird, couple of days. I am just gonna go ahead and give y'all a run down of my life. Shall I start on yesterday? Probably cause I don't remember what I did the day before yesterday. Sooooooo yeah. Yesterday all the fun started when I remembered that my cousin invited me over to her house for a Pretty Little Liars premiere party. So I decided, why not? It could be fun. So my parents decide to take the opportunity to have a night to themselves and ship my brothers to my cousins house with me. So we get there and we park on the street. And right before we get out of the car this boy goes up to my cousins front door and I'm all like. What is this? A boy at the PLL party? I am not dressed for a cute boy. I am dressed for a group of girls. Not cute boys. there is a difference. So I made my brothers stay in the car and we watched the boy. He stood on the porch for a while and then he got back in this car and left. So we got out and turns out he was just the paper boy. But it was scary nonetheless. So we go in and my brothers go wherever, with our cousin their age. And I go to the party and there are all these Ursula girls there that I don't know and it was awky. But they were all really nice and so we watched PLL for a while. After the premiere, we decided to bring out the Ouija board. Holllllla. It was exciting. I never really believed in those but I thought it would be fun. Plus I had never done it in the dark before because I had always been too scared. So this was exhilarating. So we start and we ask the spirit if it is here and it goes to yes and we ask it's name. I was skeptical and figured someone was moving the thing. So my cousin tells us she has a ghost named Daphne in her house. and the thing goes to D and so we say goodbye cause we get scared. Then we try again. This time we ask its name and she says her name is Cara. She is 12 years old. She told us she died of a cab crash and lived on Queen City. It was weird. Then we wanted to test the honesty of the people doing the Ouija board. There was a girl there who was texting someone. Her and two other girls knew who she was texting, and no one else did. These three girls weren't using the Ouija, just watching. So we asked Cara, who was the last person this girl texted? The board spelled out Michelle. So apparently that is the name of the person this girl was last texting. And none of the people playing the Ouija knew this girl and had never heard of her. And so we asked Cara this girl's last name and she just spelled it out. It was scary. Mostly because none of the people using the Ouija had ever heard of this girl. So then we asked Cara where she lived, and she said the second story bathroom....never going in there again...then we asked her why she was there. She spelled out to scare. We asked her if she was there to scare us? She went to yes. Then we asked her if she would leave. She said no. Then we asked her where she was and she freaking went to the picture on the board of the ghost behind the girl. Aka, she was behind one of us. It was really scary and so we ended it there. So it was really really scary. But great. And then my other weird/scary story is this. I've been trying to organize a grade school reunion. But only four people texted back so I decided to cancel it. So I texted everyone and told them no one responded so the reunion was called off. So I get a message back from an old classmate. he started a convo which I thought was weird because we hadn't talked in forever and he is not the kind to have a conversation with. I'll just relay the conversation right here. It was WEIRD.
Him: I'm sorry.
Me: Haha no you're fine.
Him: O ok lol how r u?
Me: Great! How are you? We haven't talked in forever.
Him: Im doin pretty good lol just been workin alot and getting ready to move lol i know i was kinda surprised when u texted me lol
Me: Haha yeahh I didn't even know if this was your right number. That's cool though, where are you working?
Him: Home depot lol i figured i live in bridgetown might as well work close by lol
Me: That's sweet what do you do there?
Him: Stock the shelves and reach trucks lol
Me: That sounds fun! I'd seriously love doing that
Him: Lol yea its decent what do u do?
Me: I actually just quit my job. I worked at (insert job here except if creepy people read this I will keep it private). My boss bullied me and like told me how dumb and stupid I am and how I shouldn't have applied there in the first place....yeah I quit after 9 long months
Him: Well thats bull i wouldnt be able to put up with that as long as u did
Me: Haha yeah it was hell. I would come home crying and my parents told me I was overreacting...but they finally let me quit after a while. But now I need a new job.
Him: Hm im not sure what alls hiring right now i think target is and i can ask my manager when he gets here is we are
Me: Solid solid yeah I'd work anywhere at this point. Besides (old job). Hahah
Him: Lol yea we should hand out soon and catch up lol
Me: Yes we should! It's been too long
Him: Yes it has lol when would u be free?
Me: I'm usually free all the time. Literally. I do nothing.
Him: U doin anything saturday?
Me: Not anymore!
Him: Wanna hang then? Lol
Me: Well sure!
Him: Awesome! lol what part of town u stay in?
Me: Where I've always been. Back in the old hood. By (insert street close to my house).
Him: Im tryin to remember where thats at lol
Me: By your old house on (insert street name). Hah don't you remember where that is?
Him: I didnt live on (street name) lol thats the (insert township name) area aint it?
Me: Wait who is this?
Him: (Disclosed Name). (Not who I thought I was texting.) (At all.) we went to high school together lol
Then he texted me a few more times. Good thing I was about 5 seconds from giving him my address. Pretty sure he would have come to my house and killed me. It was a seriously scary time for me. I might have trouble sleeping tonight. I just thought y'all should know about my fun life. Cause it is really fun. okay. Be careful. Know who you are texting. Don't talk to strangers. And lastly, Stay Fresh.
Him: I'm sorry.
Me: Haha no you're fine.
Him: O ok lol how r u?
Me: Great! How are you? We haven't talked in forever.
Him: Im doin pretty good lol just been workin alot and getting ready to move lol i know i was kinda surprised when u texted me lol
Me: Haha yeahh I didn't even know if this was your right number. That's cool though, where are you working?
Him: Home depot lol i figured i live in bridgetown might as well work close by lol
Me: That's sweet what do you do there?
Him: Stock the shelves and reach trucks lol
Me: That sounds fun! I'd seriously love doing that
Him: Lol yea its decent what do u do?
Me: I actually just quit my job. I worked at (insert job here except if creepy people read this I will keep it private). My boss bullied me and like told me how dumb and stupid I am and how I shouldn't have applied there in the first place....yeah I quit after 9 long months
Him: Well thats bull i wouldnt be able to put up with that as long as u did
Me: Haha yeah it was hell. I would come home crying and my parents told me I was overreacting...but they finally let me quit after a while. But now I need a new job.
Him: Hm im not sure what alls hiring right now i think target is and i can ask my manager when he gets here is we are
Me: Solid solid yeah I'd work anywhere at this point. Besides (old job). Hahah
Him: Lol yea we should hand out soon and catch up lol
Me: Yes we should! It's been too long
Him: Yes it has lol when would u be free?
Me: I'm usually free all the time. Literally. I do nothing.
Him: U doin anything saturday?
Me: Not anymore!
Him: Wanna hang then? Lol
Me: Well sure!
Him: Awesome! lol what part of town u stay in?
Me: Where I've always been. Back in the old hood. By (insert street close to my house).
Him: Im tryin to remember where thats at lol
Me: By your old house on (insert street name). Hah don't you remember where that is?
Him: I didnt live on (street name) lol thats the (insert township name) area aint it?
Me: Wait who is this?
Him: (Disclosed Name). (Not who I thought I was texting.) (At all.) we went to high school together lol
Then he texted me a few more times. Good thing I was about 5 seconds from giving him my address. Pretty sure he would have come to my house and killed me. It was a seriously scary time for me. I might have trouble sleeping tonight. I just thought y'all should know about my fun life. Cause it is really fun. okay. Be careful. Know who you are texting. Don't talk to strangers. And lastly, Stay Fresh.
Sunday, November 6, 2011
Rural America's Most Important Network.
G'day mate. Me llamo Allie. So today, I woke up after this great dream. And I'm all like, hey, I need to go write that in my dream journal. But then I'm like, hold the phone. I should blog about it! Because who doesn't love a blog about my life, let alone my dreams? So. Before I start with the dream, allow me to give you the circumstances. I slept in my family room with Cooper because I felt bad for him. So yeah....now let's journey into dream land......dododododododododododododooooo......welcome to dream land. That was weird, I realize, but that's okay. So we start out at Burger King. Hey guess what! I just remembered I won a bet last night and Sarah owes me a dime! YAY! So anyway. I'm at Burger King with Cooper. And he didn't like Burger King. He wanted to go to McDonalds. But I don't eat McDonalds. So I made him eat Burger King. He really didn't like that, so he strangled me. He strangled me very viciously, and I woke up. Turns out he was strangling me in real life. Love you too. So he was so strong (or fat, you decide) that I couldn't get his paws off of my neck. So I couldn't fall asleep until he moved. Which was approximately 53 minutes later. But then the dream continued, and we were still eating Burger King, and he strangled me again, in the dream and in real life. So I was awakened again. This happened two more times. It was really fun. Then when I finally fell back asleep, the dream got good. There was a string of restaraunts (pretend like I spelled that right) and there was this lady who to each of them and Ben Rothwell and I were at all the restraunts to make fun of her. We had a different name to call her at each place. Then Abby came out of nowhere and yelled at us for being mean and started defending the lady. So Ben and I challenged Abby to a duel, and she agreed. We put her in a fight with a lion and an elephant. Abby won, so Ben and I left in shame. Then I met up with Emily Osment and we rode this lil bike through a prairie. She was carrying a briefcase. I asked her what was in it but she wouldn't tell me. When we got off the bike, I stole the briefcase and ran away. I looked into the briefcase and there was a black hole. I jumped into the black hole and I was at McDonalds. I saw Cooper in the distance and he started crying and running around in circles because he wanted McDonalds. But, let's be honest, did you really think that part was just a dream? Of course not. I woke up to find Cooper crying and running around in circles. I threw a pillow at him and he got mad and stopped and stared at me with those eyes that say, "I want you dead." I got really nervous so I tried to hide. But he found me and started digging at the blanket. So I showed myself and he started running around. Then he ran to the door and starting crying some more. Just to remind you, this was 4:46am. So I thought, wow, maybe he has to go to the bathroom. I'll be nice and get up and let him out. So I let him out and do you know what he does? He just stands there doing nothing. He just wanted to go outside for fun. He is cool. So I left him out there and went back to sleep. Then, at 7:24 I was awakened because my brother just had to watch Pokemon. Makes sense. So yes. Overall. Really good night. And really good life. Stay Fresh.
Monday, October 10, 2011
24 Shows I Really Miss.
So today, in Human Bio, I was thinking about all these great shows that I miss. So i decided to make a blog post about them. Because. I love them. And I miss them. Obviously.
ps. these aren't really in any specific order. I love them all equally.
1. Kim Possible: Let's be serious here. Who didn't dream about being Kim Possible, fighting crime in that awesome black belly shirt, being a cheerleader, and having Ron as your best friend? How many of us have never wanted to answer the phone "What's the sitch?" Like really. I had Kim Possible pajamas. I owned life.
2. Hey Arnold!: He had a head that was the shape of a football, wore a kilt, and was the best friend anyone could ask for. If that didn't sell him, nothing can.
3. That's So Raven: K. So not only was Raven psychic, but she had the coolest clothes, THE COOLEST FRIENDS, and was best friends with The Boyz In Motion. I want her life. Oh plus she had that awesome bedroom in the attic. And then you thought it couldn't get any better until she moved her room into the basement. Wow. And I still have nightmares from that creepy babysitter episode. Scariest thing of my life, no lie.
4. Kyle XY: Yes. I am going to marry Matt Dallas. and yes. That show is the best ever and I sometimes find myself watching it. Like everyday. It is amazing. But it ended stupid. and too soon.
5.Boy Meets World: There was nothing cuter than Cory and Topanga. Their love will never die. I am sure they are still married and have 9 kids by now. They are the most precious things I have ever witnessed. And I am still available for Shawn. If he's interested. Which I am sure he is. And don't forget Feeney. Love.
6. The Brothers Garcia: I wanted to be that sister soooooooo bad. She was Mexican and she had the coolest brothers of all time. Plus I had a crush on the 2nd oldest brother but I was always so mad because I could never tell them apart. And they never showed my guy. It was really annoying and I am not okay with that.
7.Unfabulous: Unfabulous? More like Fabulous. I wanted to have those friends and go to The Juicer after school everyday, and play guitar and write songs about Jake Bahari and date Randy Klein and have parties with spin the bottle and basically. I wanted to be her.
8. Sister, Sister: I still believe that I have a twin somewhere out there and we are going to meet at a clothing store. And then we'll live together in an awesome house with 2 pairs of stairs and we'll have an annoying/fun little neighbor. That is my dream life. Just saying.
9. The Proud Family: Kyla Pratt. Nuff Said.
10. Even Stevens: All I wanted was to be Ren. Was that too much to ask? I don't think so. She was so smart, so pretty, sang like an angel, and had the coolest brothers. And in the movie when she fell in love with that hottie? Wow. She's awesome. Plus I wanted to date Twitty, Louis' friend. he was the shiz niz.
11.Are You Afraid Of The Dark?: Those episodes are the creepiest yet best things ever. I think this show started my scary movie addiction. It prepared me for fear from day 1. If you've never seen it, look it up. It's seriously amazing.
12. Zoey 101: All this girl wanted was to go to PCA. I wanted to ride those scooters, drink a blitz, and date Chase. I also really wanted to be friends with Lola. She was so cool. Oh and I used to wear a painted key around my neck. Like all the cool kids did.
13.All Grown Up: They were all grown up and so cute! And I was like 14 when that show happened. But I couldn't help myself. It was a guilty pleasure.
14.Drake and Josh: I just wanted to be Drake's girlfriend sooooo bad. He was such a hunk and could even play the guitar. And then Josh lost all that weight and I started seeing all this potential and I wanted to marry them both and I just wanted to be on that show and my life would have been complete. But no. Apparently life isn't fair.
15.Lincoln Heights: Charles and Cassie for evaaa. Their love will never die. I love them. And I wanted to marry Cassie's brother. He was a dreamboat.
16. Kenan and Kel: Thank you teennick for playing this every night. I have missed it soo much. I forgot how much of a crush I had on Kel. He was like 17 and I was like 5. So yeah. That's natural.
17. Suite Life of Zack and Cody: No, don't try to tell my The Suite Life on Deck is the same thing. Nothing can replace the true suite life. I had the biggest crush on Dylan Sprouse. He was my life. I thought it was the best thing ever that they lived in a hotel. And I always wanted to be their friends. And we all know the haunted room episode and the alternate universe episode can never be beat.
18. As Told By Ginger: Do I need to explain this? I wanted to be her. Bottom Line.
19.Phil Of The Future: Did any of us not want to marry Ricky Ullman? He is a dreamboat. And Pim always coming up with her crazy ideas. Always causing trouble. And the crazy principle with the big eyes who also played the caveman Curtis. One of the best shows of the century.
20. Life With Derek: K, Obviously, Awesome Show. Derek and Casey were the perfect pair. Not to mention Casey's boyfriend Max was the king of cuteness. I also always loved Lizzie and thought that one day I might marry Edwin. It only made the show 38 times better that it was made in Canada. Plus, this year they made a movie. Everyone should go watch it. It is amazing and they are all grown up.
21. Lizzie McGuire: Lizzie had it all. The coolest family, the coolest hairstyles, the coolest clothes, the coolest friends, and to top it all off, she kissed Aaron Carter under a mistletoe. I wanted nothing more in my life than to have a friend like Gordo, and a crush like Ethan. She is awesome. And that crimped hair will never go out of style.
22.Ned's Declassified: I HAVE AND ALWAYS WILL HAVE THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON DEVON WERKHEISER YOU WILL EVER KNOW. Plus I always wished I was Mose.
23. Greek: I am going to marry Cappie and I am going to be happy. That is all.
24. The Amanda Show: I loved Amanda Bynes. I loved Drake Bell. And I loved funny stuff. Put it all together and you get The Amanda Show. <3
ps. these aren't really in any specific order. I love them all equally.
1. Kim Possible: Let's be serious here. Who didn't dream about being Kim Possible, fighting crime in that awesome black belly shirt, being a cheerleader, and having Ron as your best friend? How many of us have never wanted to answer the phone "What's the sitch?" Like really. I had Kim Possible pajamas. I owned life.
2. Hey Arnold!: He had a head that was the shape of a football, wore a kilt, and was the best friend anyone could ask for. If that didn't sell him, nothing can.
3. That's So Raven: K. So not only was Raven psychic, but she had the coolest clothes, THE COOLEST FRIENDS, and was best friends with The Boyz In Motion. I want her life. Oh plus she had that awesome bedroom in the attic. And then you thought it couldn't get any better until she moved her room into the basement. Wow. And I still have nightmares from that creepy babysitter episode. Scariest thing of my life, no lie.
4. Kyle XY: Yes. I am going to marry Matt Dallas. and yes. That show is the best ever and I sometimes find myself watching it. Like everyday. It is amazing. But it ended stupid. and too soon.
5.Boy Meets World: There was nothing cuter than Cory and Topanga. Their love will never die. I am sure they are still married and have 9 kids by now. They are the most precious things I have ever witnessed. And I am still available for Shawn. If he's interested. Which I am sure he is. And don't forget Feeney. Love.
6. The Brothers Garcia: I wanted to be that sister soooooooo bad. She was Mexican and she had the coolest brothers of all time. Plus I had a crush on the 2nd oldest brother but I was always so mad because I could never tell them apart. And they never showed my guy. It was really annoying and I am not okay with that.
7.Unfabulous: Unfabulous? More like Fabulous. I wanted to have those friends and go to The Juicer after school everyday, and play guitar and write songs about Jake Bahari and date Randy Klein and have parties with spin the bottle and basically. I wanted to be her.
8. Sister, Sister: I still believe that I have a twin somewhere out there and we are going to meet at a clothing store. And then we'll live together in an awesome house with 2 pairs of stairs and we'll have an annoying/fun little neighbor. That is my dream life. Just saying.
9. The Proud Family: Kyla Pratt. Nuff Said.
10. Even Stevens: All I wanted was to be Ren. Was that too much to ask? I don't think so. She was so smart, so pretty, sang like an angel, and had the coolest brothers. And in the movie when she fell in love with that hottie? Wow. She's awesome. Plus I wanted to date Twitty, Louis' friend. he was the shiz niz.
11.Are You Afraid Of The Dark?: Those episodes are the creepiest yet best things ever. I think this show started my scary movie addiction. It prepared me for fear from day 1. If you've never seen it, look it up. It's seriously amazing.
12. Zoey 101: All this girl wanted was to go to PCA. I wanted to ride those scooters, drink a blitz, and date Chase. I also really wanted to be friends with Lola. She was so cool. Oh and I used to wear a painted key around my neck. Like all the cool kids did.
13.All Grown Up: They were all grown up and so cute! And I was like 14 when that show happened. But I couldn't help myself. It was a guilty pleasure.
14.Drake and Josh: I just wanted to be Drake's girlfriend sooooo bad. He was such a hunk and could even play the guitar. And then Josh lost all that weight and I started seeing all this potential and I wanted to marry them both and I just wanted to be on that show and my life would have been complete. But no. Apparently life isn't fair.
15.Lincoln Heights: Charles and Cassie for evaaa. Their love will never die. I love them. And I wanted to marry Cassie's brother. He was a dreamboat.
16. Kenan and Kel: Thank you teennick for playing this every night. I have missed it soo much. I forgot how much of a crush I had on Kel. He was like 17 and I was like 5. So yeah. That's natural.
17. Suite Life of Zack and Cody: No, don't try to tell my The Suite Life on Deck is the same thing. Nothing can replace the true suite life. I had the biggest crush on Dylan Sprouse. He was my life. I thought it was the best thing ever that they lived in a hotel. And I always wanted to be their friends. And we all know the haunted room episode and the alternate universe episode can never be beat.
18. As Told By Ginger: Do I need to explain this? I wanted to be her. Bottom Line.
19.Phil Of The Future: Did any of us not want to marry Ricky Ullman? He is a dreamboat. And Pim always coming up with her crazy ideas. Always causing trouble. And the crazy principle with the big eyes who also played the caveman Curtis. One of the best shows of the century.
20. Life With Derek: K, Obviously, Awesome Show. Derek and Casey were the perfect pair. Not to mention Casey's boyfriend Max was the king of cuteness. I also always loved Lizzie and thought that one day I might marry Edwin. It only made the show 38 times better that it was made in Canada. Plus, this year they made a movie. Everyone should go watch it. It is amazing and they are all grown up.
21. Lizzie McGuire: Lizzie had it all. The coolest family, the coolest hairstyles, the coolest clothes, the coolest friends, and to top it all off, she kissed Aaron Carter under a mistletoe. I wanted nothing more in my life than to have a friend like Gordo, and a crush like Ethan. She is awesome. And that crimped hair will never go out of style.
22.Ned's Declassified: I HAVE AND ALWAYS WILL HAVE THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON DEVON WERKHEISER YOU WILL EVER KNOW. Plus I always wished I was Mose.
23. Greek: I am going to marry Cappie and I am going to be happy. That is all.
24. The Amanda Show: I loved Amanda Bynes. I loved Drake Bell. And I loved funny stuff. Put it all together and you get The Amanda Show. <3
Sunday, October 2, 2011
A Cat Says Meow.
Hello Shawtys. Shawtys? or Shawties? I think Shawtys. So anyway. How you doing? I'm doing excellent. I'm home alone, snuggled under a freshly made quilt from grandma, watching lifetime, and putting off homework. This girl in this lifetime movie is rather obnoxious. I am going to look her up to see if she has done anything with her life. Stand by. Ps, the movie is called When Secrets Kill. It's about a man who is suspected of killing his daughter's birth mother. The girl is adopted and the birth mother shows up at her house randomly. Adopted dad doesn't like that. So he kills her. But I'm sure he didn't really kill her. The suspected person in lifetime movies never actually did it. It's always the supposed innocent that did it. OH MY GAMMIT. I knew this obnoxious girl looked familiar! It's gretchen from Mean Girls! In 1996! Soooo obnoxious. Yet so great. I really need to do my Spanish homework. I kinda dislike Spanish a lot. Oh my. This is terrible. This is a waste of a blog. vcfurhvcybdfvcjhkgbnhykjuki. I don't know what to say. I'm a failure of a person. Mmmm I'm craving some buffalo dip. You should bring me some. Thanks. So guess who gets to work tonight! I'll give you a hint. She's cute and pretty. That's right. This girl. Remember the good days when I didn't have to work every Sunday? oiufkjhodskijhcs work stinks. Like dirty feet. The only good thing about it are all the cooks without teeth. They are my fave. Obvi. Finally summer's here, good to be chilling out. It's not summer though. so. Nevermind. I wonder if the mom is gonna kill the birth mom in this movie? She seems kind of evil. Hm. I will keep you guys posted. There's also this random guy in a wife beater. It's so random. He probably has something to do with something. I want a beard. I'm gonna do my Spanish homework right now, one second please. K well I don't understand this so I'm just gonna write down some random letters and hope for the best. Done! Turns out there was no matching so I just wrote down random words. Now I have to do a Thoreau walk. but it's currently 11:55 and I don't work until 4, so I have time. Oh shoot I have to make a comic too. forgot about that. Wow. I absolutely love being home alone. HEY PHIL MICKLESON! Oh hey boii, he was on a commercial. I used to like him. But, no. He's creepy. And for those of you too ignorant to know who he is, he is a golfer. f to the y to the i. OH NO! I kinda think the dad is actually the birth dad. Karen just got fired from her job because people think she killed Linda. Just to specify, Karen is the adoptive mother and Linda is the birth mother. I wouldn't want you to mix those up. Linda is great. But she is dead. And Gretchen from mean girls is the most obnoxious 13 year old I've ever experienced. Like, I'd hang out with Bella Thorne over this girl any day. And that's saying something. Cause Bella Thorne is too cool for me. I think that's what it all boils down to. Okay. I like Karen now. She is really nice. Birth Mother Karen. Fyi. Again. I'm hungry. Imma get me some grub. I'm craving pizza. Which is weird because I had it 3 times yesterday, twice on Friday, and once on Thursday. So basically, probably gained 27 pounds in the last days. But totally worth it. OMG I don't want to go to work tonight. Are any good football games on at 1? BENGALS ARE ON TV! MELINA LIED TO ME, she told me they weren't. lil brat lil brat lil brat. YAY BENGALSS. WHOOOOOO DEYY SUCKAS! I wonder if we have any pizza. Where's my phone? ahhhhhhh. I want pizza. I got pizza! hoorah. wow it's 3 degrees in my house. But really. I need to check the thermostat. It's 57 in here. That's solid. OMG I WAS RIGHT. The dad is the birth dad. That is weird. But great. I found this raspberry tea in my refridgerator, it's amazing. yay life. Hi, i'm gretchen from mean girls and i'm obnoxious. get out, i can't even take this. OH NO! Karen is kicking dad out. I want more pizza. I got more pizza. And while it was baking, I found myself singing "I Love Pizza" to the tune of "I Want Candy." And I was doing this lil jig. It was a little bit shameful. But a lot bit pretty. pizza! 8675309. I kinda gihrpdjugiuhgrdiuhpfdvgoiuhijluoh sorry. Got a lil out of control. I meant to say I kinda don't know what else to say. SO yeahhhh. THE ENDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. wow that was obnoxious. sorry. oh but you know what? I want you guys to know who the killer is. I kinda think it might be this creepy detective now. Or just someone random, but that usually doesn't happen in lifetime movies. Sooo. I'll leave this up until they tell me who it is...It's...wow called it. creepy detective. I'm pretty awesome. Now it's time for the Bengals Game! Ah! Okay ya'll. Stay Fresh.
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