Rural America's Most Important Network.

G'day mate. Me llamo Allie. So today, I woke up after this great dream. And I'm all like, hey, I need to go write that in my dream journal. But then I'm like, hold the phone. I should blog about it! Because who doesn't love a blog about my life, let alone my dreams? So. Before I start with the dream, allow me to give you the circumstances. I slept in my family room with Cooper because I felt bad for him. So yeah....now let's journey into dream land......dododododododododododododooooo......welcome to dream land. That was weird, I realize, but that's okay. So we start out at Burger King. Hey guess what! I just remembered I won a bet last night and Sarah owes me a dime! YAY! So anyway. I'm at Burger King with Cooper. And he didn't like Burger King. He wanted to go to McDonalds. But I don't eat McDonalds. So I made him eat Burger King. He really didn't like that, so he strangled me. He strangled me very viciously, and I woke up. Turns out he was strangling me in real life. Love you too. So he was so strong (or fat, you decide) that I couldn't get his paws off of my neck. So I couldn't fall asleep until he moved. Which was approximately 53 minutes later. But then the dream continued, and we were still eating Burger King, and he strangled me again, in the dream and in real life. So I was awakened again. This happened two more times. It was really fun. Then when I finally fell back asleep, the dream got good. There was a string of restaraunts (pretend like I spelled that right) and there was this lady who to each of them and Ben Rothwell and I were at all the restraunts to make fun of her. We had a different name to call her at each place. Then Abby came out of nowhere and yelled at us for being mean and started defending the lady. So Ben and I challenged Abby to a duel, and she agreed. We put her in a fight with a lion and an elephant. Abby won, so Ben and I left in shame. Then I met up with Emily Osment and we rode this lil bike through a prairie. She was carrying a briefcase. I asked her what was in it but she wouldn't tell me. When we got off the bike, I stole the briefcase and ran away. I looked into the briefcase and there was a black hole. I jumped into the black hole and I was at McDonalds. I saw Cooper in the distance and he started crying and running around in circles because he wanted McDonalds. But, let's be honest, did you really think that part was just a dream? Of course not. I woke up to find Cooper crying and running around in circles. I threw a pillow at him and he got mad and stopped and stared at me with those eyes that say, "I want you dead." I got really nervous so I tried to hide. But he found me and started digging at the blanket. So I showed myself and he started running around. Then he ran to the door and starting crying some more. Just to remind you, this was 4:46am. So I thought, wow, maybe he has to go to the bathroom. I'll be nice and get up and let him out. So I let him out and do you know what he does? He just stands there doing nothing. He just wanted to go outside for fun. He is cool. So I left him out there and went back to sleep. Then, at 7:24 I was awakened because my brother just had to watch Pokemon. Makes sense. So yes. Overall. Really good night. And really good life. Stay Fresh.

24 Shows I Really Miss.

So today, in Human Bio, I was thinking about all these great shows that I miss. So i decided to make a blog post about them. Because. I love them. And I miss them. Obviously.


ps. these aren't really in any specific order. I love them all equally.

1. Kim Possible: Let's be serious here. Who didn't dream about being Kim Possible, fighting crime in that awesome black belly shirt, being a cheerleader, and having Ron as your best friend? How many of us have never wanted to answer the phone "What's the sitch?" Like really. I had Kim Possible pajamas. I owned life.
2. Hey Arnold!: He had a head that was the shape of a football, wore a kilt, and was the best friend anyone could ask for. If that didn't sell him, nothing can.
3. That's So Raven: K. So not only was Raven psychic, but she had the coolest clothes, THE COOLEST FRIENDS, and was best friends with The Boyz In Motion. I want her life. Oh plus she had that awesome bedroom in the attic. And then you thought it couldn't get any better until she moved her room into the basement. Wow. And I still have nightmares from that creepy babysitter episode. Scariest thing of my life, no lie.
4. Kyle XY: Yes. I am going to marry Matt Dallas. and yes. That show is the best ever and I sometimes find myself watching it. Like everyday. It is amazing. But it ended stupid. and too soon.
5.Boy Meets World: There was nothing cuter than Cory and Topanga. Their love will never die. I am sure they are still married and have 9 kids by now. They are the most precious things I have ever witnessed. And I am still available for Shawn. If he's interested. Which I am sure he is. And don't forget Feeney. Love.
6. The Brothers Garcia: I wanted to be that sister soooooooo bad. She was Mexican and she had the coolest brothers of all time. Plus I had a crush on the 2nd oldest brother but I was always so mad because I could never tell them apart. And they never showed my guy. It was really annoying and I am not okay with that.
7.Unfabulous: Unfabulous? More like Fabulous. I wanted to have those friends and go to The Juicer after school everyday, and play guitar and write songs about Jake Bahari and date Randy Klein and have parties with spin the bottle and basically. I wanted to be her.
8. Sister, Sister: I still believe that I have a twin somewhere out there and we are going to meet at a clothing store. And then we'll live together in an awesome house with 2 pairs of stairs and we'll have an annoying/fun little neighbor. That is my dream life. Just saying.
9. The Proud Family: Kyla Pratt. Nuff Said.
10. Even Stevens: All I wanted was to be Ren. Was that too much to ask? I don't think so. She was so smart, so pretty, sang like an angel, and had the coolest brothers. And in the movie when she fell in love with that hottie? Wow. She's awesome. Plus I wanted to date Twitty, Louis' friend. he was the shiz niz.
11.Are You Afraid Of The Dark?: Those episodes are the creepiest yet best things ever. I think this show started my scary movie addiction. It prepared me for fear from day 1. If you've never seen it, look it up. It's seriously amazing.
12. Zoey 101: All this girl wanted was to go to PCA. I wanted to ride those scooters, drink a blitz, and date Chase. I also really wanted to be friends with Lola. She was so cool. Oh and I used to wear a painted key around my neck. Like all the cool kids did.
13.All Grown Up: They were all grown up and so cute! And I was like 14 when that show happened. But I couldn't help myself. It was a guilty pleasure.
14.Drake and Josh: I just wanted to be Drake's girlfriend sooooo bad. He was such a hunk and could even play the guitar. And then Josh lost all that weight and I started seeing all this potential and I wanted to marry them both and I just wanted to be on that show and my life would have been complete. But no. Apparently life isn't fair.
15.Lincoln Heights: Charles and Cassie for evaaa. Their love will never die. I love them. And I wanted to marry Cassie's brother. He was a dreamboat.
16. Kenan and Kel: Thank you teennick for playing this every night. I have missed it soo much. I forgot how much of a crush I had on Kel. He was like 17 and I was like 5. So yeah. That's natural.
17. Suite Life of Zack and Cody: No, don't try to tell my The Suite Life on Deck is the same thing. Nothing can replace the true suite life. I had the biggest crush on Dylan Sprouse. He was my life. I thought it was the best thing ever that they lived in a hotel. And I always wanted to be their friends. And we all know the haunted room episode and the alternate universe episode can never be beat.
18. As Told By Ginger: Do I need to explain this? I wanted to be her. Bottom Line.
19.Phil Of The Future: Did any of us not want to marry Ricky Ullman? He is a dreamboat. And Pim always coming up with her crazy ideas. Always causing trouble. And the crazy principle with the big eyes who also played the caveman Curtis. One of the best shows of the century.
20. Life With Derek: K, Obviously, Awesome Show. Derek and Casey were the perfect pair. Not to mention Casey's boyfriend Max was the king of cuteness. I also always loved Lizzie and thought that one day I might marry Edwin. It only made the show 38 times better that it was made in Canada. Plus, this year they made a movie. Everyone should go watch it. It is amazing and they are all grown up.
21. Lizzie McGuire: Lizzie had it all. The coolest family, the coolest hairstyles, the coolest clothes, the coolest friends, and to top it all off, she kissed Aaron Carter under a mistletoe. I wanted nothing more in my life than to have a friend like Gordo, and a crush like Ethan. She is awesome. And that crimped hair will never go out of style.
22.Ned's Declassified: I HAVE AND ALWAYS WILL HAVE THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON DEVON WERKHEISER YOU WILL EVER KNOW. Plus I always wished I was Mose.
23. Greek: I am going to marry Cappie and I am going to be happy. That is all.
24. The Amanda Show: I loved Amanda Bynes. I loved Drake Bell. And I loved funny stuff. Put it all together and you get The Amanda Show. <3

A Cat Says Meow.

Hello Shawtys. Shawtys? or Shawties? I think Shawtys. So anyway. How you doing? I'm doing excellent. I'm home alone, snuggled under a freshly made quilt from grandma, watching lifetime, and putting off homework. This girl in this lifetime movie is rather obnoxious. I am going to look her up to see if she has done anything with her life. Stand by. Ps, the movie is called When Secrets Kill. It's about a man who is suspected of killing his daughter's birth mother. The girl is adopted and the birth mother shows up at her house randomly. Adopted dad doesn't like that. So he kills her. But I'm sure he didn't really kill her. The suspected person in lifetime movies never actually did it. It's always the supposed innocent that did it. OH MY GAMMIT. I knew this obnoxious girl looked familiar! It's gretchen from Mean Girls! In 1996! Soooo obnoxious. Yet so great. I really need to do my Spanish homework. I kinda dislike Spanish a lot. Oh my. This is terrible. This is a waste of a blog. vcfurhvcybdfvcjhkgbnhykjuki. I don't know what to say. I'm a failure of a person. Mmmm I'm craving some buffalo dip. You should bring me some. Thanks. So guess who gets to work tonight! I'll give you a hint. She's cute and pretty. That's right. This girl. Remember the good days when I didn't have to work every Sunday? oiufkjhodskijhcs work stinks. Like dirty feet. The only good thing about it are all the cooks without teeth. They are my fave. Obvi. Finally summer's here, good to be chilling out. It's not summer though. so. Nevermind. I wonder if the mom is gonna kill the birth mom in this movie? She seems kind of evil. Hm. I will keep you guys posted. There's also this random guy in a wife beater. It's so random. He probably has something to do with something. I want a beard. I'm gonna do my Spanish homework right now, one second please. K well I don't understand this so I'm just gonna write down some random letters and hope for the best. Done! Turns out there was no matching so I just wrote down random words. Now I have to do a Thoreau walk. but it's currently 11:55 and I don't work until 4, so I have time. Oh shoot I have to make a comic too. forgot about that. Wow. I absolutely love being home alone. HEY PHIL MICKLESON! Oh hey boii, he was on a commercial. I used to like him. But, no. He's creepy. And for those of you too ignorant to know who he is, he is a golfer. f to the y to the i. OH NO! I kinda think the dad is actually the birth dad. Karen just got fired from her job because people think she killed Linda. Just to specify, Karen is the adoptive mother and Linda is the birth mother. I wouldn't want you to mix those up. Linda is great. But she is dead. And Gretchen from mean girls is the most obnoxious 13 year old I've ever experienced. Like, I'd hang out with Bella Thorne over this girl any day. And that's saying something. Cause Bella Thorne is too cool for me. I think that's what it all boils down to. Okay. I like Karen now. She is really nice. Birth Mother Karen. Fyi. Again. I'm hungry. Imma get me some grub. I'm craving pizza. Which is weird because I had it 3 times yesterday, twice on Friday, and once on Thursday. So basically, probably gained 27 pounds in the last days. But totally worth it. OMG I don't want to go to work tonight. Are any good football games on at 1? BENGALS ARE ON TV! MELINA LIED TO ME, she told me they weren't. lil brat lil brat lil brat. YAY BENGALSS. WHOOOOOO DEYY SUCKAS! I wonder if we have any pizza. Where's my phone?  ahhhhhhh. I want pizza. I got pizza! hoorah. wow it's 3 degrees in my house. But really. I need to check the thermostat. It's 57 in here. That's solid. OMG I WAS RIGHT. The dad is the birth dad. That is weird. But great. I found this raspberry tea in my refridgerator, it's amazing. yay life. Hi, i'm gretchen from mean girls and i'm obnoxious. get out, i can't even take this. OH NO! Karen is kicking dad out. I want more pizza. I got more pizza. And while it was baking, I found myself singing "I Love Pizza" to the tune of "I Want Candy." And I was doing this lil jig. It was a little bit shameful. But a lot bit pretty. pizza! 8675309. I kinda gihrpdjugiuhgrdiuhpfdvgoiuhijluoh sorry. Got a lil out of control. I meant to say I kinda don't know what else to say. SO yeahhhh. THE ENDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. wow that was obnoxious. sorry. oh but you know what? I want you guys to know who the killer is. I kinda think it might be this creepy detective now. Or just someone random, but that  usually doesn't happen in lifetime movies. Sooo. I'll leave this up until they tell me who it is...It's...wow called it. creepy detective. I'm pretty awesome. Now it's time for the Bengals Game! Ah! Okay ya'll. Stay Fresh.

Both Of My Feet Have Holes In Them.

Good day mates. My iPod is about to die, but I was rely feeling a post. So, I will go as far as I can. So, what should I write about? My day! Okay. I went to be at approximately 2:48am. I woke up at approximately 10:35am. I was very cold upon my awakening. Oh my. I read that book, the awakening. Here is my advice. Steer clear of that one. Alright. So, my mom had some fresh watermelon cut. That was nice. So then me, being the studious girl I am, finished my English homework. I felt very accomplished. As I watched it, I also watched the Brady bunch. Season 2, disc 1. It was nice. I love that show. So then it got to be lunchtime and I made myself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Along with some chips. And some scrumptious apple juice.!yum. So after i finished, jack made nachos, and obviously i couldn't say no, so I had some of those also. Then I had to go to the library to return just go with it and saw the final chapter. Just go with it was dece, but totally predictable. Plus I have disliked Adam sandler ever since don't mess with the zohan. Saw was good, except I fell asleep like 45 minutes into it. So. I hope it ended swell. I'm sure it did. So there was construction going on at the library and I like couldn't even pull in so I got really nervous, but I ended up just going against the flagger lady's wishes and going for it. So I go in the library and the librarian says 'yo'. I didn't respond. I mean, seriously, would you respond to a librarian saying yo to you? I'll answer that. No you would not. So I'm minding my own business, looking in the new release section, being pretty, when I see a flash. Lightening at a time like this? What? I think. No, not lightening, I am reassured as I turn around. This lady is just taking pictures. What? What? Why? Who are you? Thoughts are rolling in my head. I'm so confused. I dont understand. But my eyes are not deceiving me. She is taking photos of the library. Who id this weirdo? Maybe a rival I think? Or a reporter? So I then witness the librarian asking this lady who she is. Do you know what this woman says? Get ready for this. 'I'm just remodeling my home and I'm getting ideas.' in a library? What a fool. Who does that? I don't understand. So then this girl comes in and the librarian shakes her hand and says to her, congratulations. And do you know what happens next? I bet you dont. Here's where it gets crazy. That librarian asked the picture lady if she would take a picture of her and that girl! What? So she did. It was by far the weirdest experience of my life. So then I leave and obviously there were no cars coming, so I pulled out of the parking lot and low and behold, there is that lady. I thought I escaped her. But no. That lil flagged, there she be. Standing in the middle of the road behind a truck. So I almost killed her. Glad I didnt. So I went home and watched some television for awhile, had some manwich. Then Tony picked me up and we were on our way to a tennis match. It was at this ghetto place filled with ghetto people. We got there 30 minutes early and it was scary. There were some screams coming from the woods. It was cool. So then we played tennis while we waited for people, then this kid came and I eventually gave up my spot on the court and let him play. Geez I am so giving and selfless. It kills me. So then all these mercy people came, and that was awkward. Plus, the only other person who wasnt playin who was there was hannah's boyfriend, and we sat on a bench together and that was extremely awkward. But I enjoyed the company. So then, my prayers were answered, and it rained, forcing us to leave. Awwwwww. So I was happy. Then I came home. Ate some vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles. Watched more tv. Then my family came home from picking my brother up from the airport. Yeah. He went whale watching in Canada. That's fair. Love you too mom and dad. Sheesh. So then I grew hungry and ate some chicken noodle soup. Then watched some more tv. And I am currently watching lifetime. So I apologize for the stupidity of this post. I will try to do better on the next one. I have to end this though because I have like 6% battery left. So thank you for wasting your life on this. It means a lot to me. And remember, stay fresh.

It's Been Way Too Hecking Long. Is Hecking Even A Word?

Hey yall. My iPod is being extremely bratty but I'll see what I can accomplish. So how is everyone? I'm sorry I haven't written in like eight years. I've tried like four times, but like I said, my iPod has some serious issues and shut down every time. Plus I don't like to use the computer because I fear it might be discovered by my family and I might get judged. So yeah. Degrassi was not too intense tonight and tomorrow looks kinda dumb too. But obviously it's still great. Woah I just got goosebumps all over me. That was weird. Okay. So. I honestly don't know what to say. Just an update on my life? I had the best weekend ever. Started out bright and early Friday morning, 8:00, safety village. It was like 856 degrees out, and of course we choose that day to go play on the playground. Guess who got to lift the kids on monkey bars? Guess who is not very strong? Guess who was sweating buckets? This girl. Me. It was fun. Plus, there is this one pretty big kid. I couldnt really lift her. I dropped her. It was kinda sad. But kinda funny....so yeah. After that wondrous time, I sat at home for a while. Then I went to the reds game with all of my moms side of the family and s bails to celebrate my grandmas birthday. Too bad grandma never showed up. It was a shame. Plus it was 582 degrees and the reds lost. So overall, really good time. I was sporting a nick Jonas tattoo though. That made things a lot better. I also gave a homeless guy a dollar and I felt really really good about myself. I also texted my stalkee. Went well. So on Saturday. I went to skyline, ran out of money. It was cool. I felt really classy. Later was kyle's party. I picked up Molly. We got a bit lost because my gps decided to be liberated and do what she wants. So it told me to turn on this street when I really wasn't supposed to, and then she told me to turn left but the picture showed going right. I went with the picture. Because pictures don't lie. Karen does. And I was right to trust the picture. No surprise, I'm always right. So the party was a blast even though Kyles friends didn't like us. Except pigtails. I never did find out her real name....so Sunday, I went to an extremely successful and beneficial yicg meeting. (that's sarcasm. FYI.) then I went to the Lourdes festival, stalked a cute boy that I am in love with. Later texted him, had a nice convo. But then I really didn't want to go to bed last night because I knew that when I woke up I had to go to safety village again. In the end, I went to bed, realizing it was inevitable. So I woke up today, hated my life from 9-11:30. Now I'm loving life because I am watching switched at birth and I just found out I am joining woodhaven next year. FYI, all y'all are joining me. But that's not for ten months, so, until then, stay fresh.

Root Canals Are A Blast: A Dedication To Megan.

Sup dawgs? It is 1:38 and I'm chilling watching 8 Simple Rules. I'm so sick of tv. I have most likely spent 96 hours of the last 120 hours of my life watching tv and feeling sorry for myself. It's been good. Okay so people keep calling me asking how I am. First off, how does everyone know? How many people did my mom tell? And two, like, obviously my mouth hurts. I don't want to talk to you or anyone right now. So stop calling. But seriously did she tell the whole world? Okay. So, let's do a play by play of the root canal shindig. So I got to the place. It was on the third floor. Mom made us take the stairs. *shudder*. So we go in and there is this lil italian lady at the receptionist desk. She was pretty clueless. So apparently we needed all of this paperwork from the dentist, which he never gave us. So there was this whole big ordeal but we finally got it settled. So then the lady called me back and took some X-rays. I had to put this thing in my mouth and bite down. Like, doesn't she know I'm in pain? Specialists should know stuff like that. So the xray came out looking worse than expected. Oh my mom brought me home a milkshake! So where was I? Oh right. So yeah. It apparently was extra bad. The infection thing was the size of a dime. And then the guys all like oh well it could be more than one tooth. And he says it all casually like it's not a big deal. But luckily he said it's not bad yet but it will get bad. There's just a hole chilling in my tooth, ready for infection. So I have to get it filled. And I can't chew on that side of my mouth until it's filled. And I can't get into the dentist til mid July, so I am gonna have a good life. Anywho. So after he told me that, he explained the procedure to me, not that I cared. It made no difference to me how he got rid of the pain, just as long as it did. So then he rubbed this gel on my gums and then said, here comes the worst part. Just a little jolt. Okay no. Not a little "jolt." He killed me with novicane. I almost died. That thing was in my gum for a good five minutes. It hurt. Loads. So then I had to wait for ten minutes for it to completely numb. So the lady gave me this national geographic magazine. Like, no. This isn't the time. Seriously? So then the big man on campus comes back in and lays me down. And I happen to notice there are fake windows on the ceiling. One had a palm tree. Like, when was the last time you saw a palm tree in Ohio? Plus we were on the third floor of a five story building. That's not how life works. Sorry. So I'm laying here with this stupid magazine in my hands, and he puts this lil rubber contraption and pulls my tooth through. It was so weird and tasted like llama fur. And don't forget the sunglasses they gave me. Not exactly sure why. But they just took my glasses off and put some sunglasses on. I was sorta confused. But that's okay I guess. So then they started drilling holes into my teeth. You know, the norm. It was swell. Not to be confused with swollen. Which also was the case. So after a while, you know, I'm in all this pain, etc, and that son of a gun has the nerve to ask me to hold this tool shindig thing in my mouth. Like, what? Are you kidding me? Okay. H8 you too. So after about 45 minutes, all was done. I was escorted back into the waiting room and surprise, scooter was out there with mom. It was pleasant. So we all left like one big happy family. As we're on the stairs, I noted that my bottom teeth still hurt. So scooter, being the kind of scooter he is, made us go back upstairs and made the doctor check my teeth again. I had to get more xrays which hurt more, and nothing was wrong. So. We left again. And I think that basically wraps it up. Except me neighbor just brought me cut up fruit. Yet another person who knows about my misfortunes. Thanks mom. Alright, catch y'all later. Stay fresh.

Now You Know My ABCs.

Hi everyone. I know I just got this shindig yesterday, an this is already my second post, but gosh darnit isn't this why I have a blog? To express my feelings whenever I want? Why yes it is. Okay. Great. So. I will start expressing my feelings. What should I talk about? How about my view on every letter of the alphabet. In that case, I need to change the title of this blog.Alright. So let's start with A. I really am tired of that letter. Every single solitary time I write my name I have to use an A. I'm getting bored with it. Okay B. Hate the letter. I don't know why. I just do. C. I love C. Turned on its side, it looks like a little rainbow. I can just picture unicorns and fairies prancing around it. D. I also love. It makes me really really happy. Cause it is like a big smile. So great. E. E makes me mad. Like okay. The capital I is just a straight line, right? And here is little ol E, with THREE DANG LINES. Like, you're so selfish. Share the wealth. I can't even waste any more time talking or thinking about it. F. I don't like Fs. F means failure. I don't like to fail. Therefore I don't like F. G. Hm. I guess I've never really thought about G. I mean, it could be many Different things. It could be great. But it could also be gross. I just don't know. It's confusing to me. H is nice. It's so symmetrical it makes me laugh. I'm so happy just thinking about it. He knows what he is doing. He should be closer to the beginning. I. Like I said before, I feel bad for it. It's just a line. Maybe if E wasn't so jealous, I would be more exciting. But no. J. I love j. I don't even think I could explain my love for it. I am obsessed with it. I secretly write it down a lot, just because I love writing it so much. K. I like K. Not like I like J, obviously. But I do like it. It's a nice letter. L. So simple, yet so wonderful. LLLLLLLLLLL. look at that beauty. M. M reminds me of mmmmmmmmmm. Like yum, food. And I definitely like food. So I definitely like M. N i hate. What it ever did to me, I don't know. But N to me is like the popular girl to a nerd. They never really did anything to you, but you just hate em cause you ain't them. I guess I never really use N, so I don't understand it. O is amazing. Ooooooooooo. Like. It's a circle. Just a circle. I love circles. And O. P is like a wannabe B. It's just not working. Sorry. Q is another one i don't like because I think it is a wannabee O. You're not, so just stop talking. R is cool. Actually the only reason I like it is because racecar starts with an r and is the same word backwards. S is awesome. It's like a caterpillar all scrunched up. Cute. T is a good letter because well. I don't know. It just is. U is cool because it reminds me of a lake. I don't know why. It just does. And I like lakes. So there. V is cool because it is like a peace sign with your fingers. Love it. W is annoying. It's like two V's. And I really like V. And I feel like W is just trying to be better than V. X is cool too. Cause there is only a small group of words that start with x. So it's very rare, just like snow in the summer. It's a beautiful thing. Y is cute because it reminds me of two words. Yellow and young. And both of those words make me happy. Z is also nice because well. Last but not least. Obviously not last but not greatest either. But it is dece. So yeah. Hope you enjoyed this. Stay fresh. I'm gonna end all of my posts in that. Okay. So. Stay fresh.

My very first post. Awesome.

Hello y'all. I hope this blog turns out as a success. I hope to entertain each and every one of you, aka, like Anna and Becca. So yeah.what should I write about? My day? Okay. So I woke up with this nice toothache that I have had for almost a week now. Plus my cheeks were swollen. It is cool. So I went to church. Scoping out hotties, there were none. It was ridic. Then. Lets see. I came home. Watched last weeks edition of pretty little liars. Prett legit. And yes I meant to say prett. Not pretty. Then I had to go clean an office with my mom cause she is bratty. Ouch my teeth hurt. So then I went to dicks because my mom insisted on buying a new canopy. And the bag was ripped so instead of getting another canopy with a non ripped bag, she complained until they gave her 10% off the darn thing. Then we went to shoe carnival and jack got these ugly sk8er boi shoes because he thinks he is a sk8er boi. My teeth hurt. Then we came home and I watched iparty with victorious. It was the fourth time in two days. I just can't get enough of Miranda cosgrove. She's a dream. So then I watched gotta kick it up again. Which I also watched this morning at three thirty. My dad just came in and I had to hide my blog cause I was a tad embarrassed. But he is gone now. So back to my day. After gotta kick it up, my family all went to my cousins grad party. I didn't. Partially because my teeth hurt and partially because I wanted to watch the duggars grandson special. So I watched that, which was a really good time. Then I wasted an hour and a half on some trashy teenagers getting pregnant with twenty five year old losers who don't have jobs and just play video games and live in barns. Aka, sixteen and pregnant. My teeth hurt. So as of now I have made the wise decision to watch this new episode of good luck Charlie. And next is so random. Which reminds me. I also watched an episode of so random today. With cody Simpson. And I fell in love. But he is only fourteen. But still older than Dom. So if Dom is old enough, so is cody. My teeth really really hurt. If I die tonight, cause of my teeth, I'll miss you all. My dad just gave me allergy medicine. Yeah dad, it's probably allergies. Oh good. On Disney channel there is this kid who's fave sport is dog frisbee. Aka, you throw frisbees against other people. Cool. His dogs name is Gunnar. So that is a plus. The kid has a comb over thing and wears sweater vests for competitions. My kind of man. I wish I was raven symone. Just saying. I feel like watching a scary movie. But I have none. Well I have all of the nightmare on elm streets but I have seen them all about 38 times each and I am kinda sick of them. I feel like this is really boring. I'm very sorry. I don't know what to say. I could always watch lemonade Mouth. I have that. Here comes dad again. Just go to bed please. Thanks. Wow this is a quality show. Okay. Well. I'll wrap this up. Peace y'all. Stay fresh.