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Been around the world, don't speak your language, but your booty don't need explaining. Hi I have been sick and stuck on the couch for 6 days now and I have hit an absolute low in my quest to exterminate boredom. Like help a girl out. Maw haw. I just don't really know what to write but by golly I want to write something. My birthday is a week from today who is excited not me I don't want to be 20. Ew like do I have to be an adult now? No thanks. But yeah it's inevitable I guess. Happy birthday to me buy me gifts and stuff. I just wanna write something fun but I don't know what to write about...I used to be better at writing blogs but now it's just nothing comes to me, I've lost all my creativity. I haven't eaten in 6 days and like I'm craving everything. My latest craving is Subway, omg, I have been craving Subway for like 3 days. Just buy me a turkey sub. Except I can't eat it cause you know, puke. I don't know I thought maybe I had Ebola but I don't have a fever and people are like well if you don't have a fever you don't have Ebola which really isn't completely accurate because all the cases we know of, they have had a fever but like it's probably possible to have Ebola and not have a fever. Not that I actually think I have Ebola, I am just making a point. Omg who would have guessed I would ever be sick of Lifetime? I've been watching it pretty solidly for 6 days now and it's just like every movie has the same storyline like they are all so predictable and I'm like give me something good y'all. But there isn't much else on. I mean every day this week, at 10, obv I watched Let's Make A Deal, and then at 7 every night I watched Wheel of Fortune and then Jeopardy and other than that it's really just been Lifetime. Right now I'm watching one about this annoying lady that gets kidnapped and to be honest she kinda deserved it because she is so annoying. I'll keep you posted on how it ends. Actually should we predict it right now? She's kidnapped for the whole movie, she finds out it wasn't random and they kidnapped her for a reason, probably because she did something to them in the past unknowingly and they blame her for it and now they want her to suffer like she made them suffer and then her husband will find her and save her in the last 10 minutes of the movie, and then in about the last 2 minutes of the movie, it will be "6 weeks later," or 2 months, those are their two favorite time lapses, and her and her husband will be back at home and living a happy life as if nothing ever happened, her husband will make some cheesy joke and they will both smile, and the movie will end. We'll see how close we are. That means of course, I have to keep this blog going for another hour and a half, which could be difficult so we will just see how things pan out. I just really want Subway. If you're reading this right now, and you want to bring me Subway, that would be really nice. Okay here's the kidnapper, his name is Jared. Jared seems nice. And like cute. If he kidnapped me I probably wouldn't be mad. Like he's not abusive, she has a nice place to stay and he's giving her food and like it's a pretty nice setup. Ugh the phone is ringing should I answer? I started to get up but then I realized no way I'll make it in time so I gave up. I legitimately haven't left my couch more than 5 times this week. I missed school all week but I had a test Thursday that I couldn't miss so my mom drove me to school, since 1. I was nauseous and 2. I hadn't eaten in 4 days and I didn't want to pass out, so she waited in the parking lot as I took this dumb test and that was fun. Speaking of, let's see if my grade is up yet. I can't imagine it's great because I struggled to study cause like puking and then I was trying not to puke while taking the test so I wasn't really focused and it just wasn't good. Nope not yet. OKAY SCRATCH THE SUBWAY SANDWICH I WANT A HOAGIE FROM LAROSAS. WOW. wow. I want that real bad. Pls. Thanks. In 4 days I have floor seats to Demi. FLOOR SEATS. FOUR DAYS. Hopefully I'm not still puking at that point, but I mean that isn't gonna stop me even if I am. OMG I THINK MY STOMACH JUST GROWLED. Does that mean I'm hungry? Does this mean I am not sick anymore? Because even after not eating all week I wasn't hungry because I was just in pain. But like now I think my stomach just growled aka maybe I am ready. Maybe I am ready for food. FOR A HOAGIE. Let me text my mom. Omg I need that hoagie. Can you imagine? How divine. I honestly think I deserve a hoagie after the week I've been through. PLEASE. I'll keep you guys posted on the hoagie. I got a pocket got a pocket full of sunshine. Sorry idk. WAIT I AM SUCH AN IDIOT. I have been home all week and I haven't played Sims once? WHO AM I??? So dumb. I had so much opportunity wow. Wow. Over it. Not really. I texted my mom and asked her where she was and she sent back a picture of my grandma. Thanks mom. Okay I am gonna ask for a hoagie now. She said yes y'all. Consider the hoagie ordered and I even added fries. Sorry I'm such a rebel. So happy so blessed. Wow. Can't wait. Now I should probably find 7 bucks to pay her back. Please hold. I found $10 but I think $3 is a nice tip so it's fine. Okay so back to the movie, people think she jumped off a bridge so they are having a memorial service for her, meanwhile she is there with her kidnapper. She is at her own memorial service. No one notices? Okay. What is the point of this? Why did her kidnapper bring her here? Aw the poor husband is so sad. Don't worry sir, Your wife isn't dead. She's in the same room as you. Do you see her? No? Okay. This movie is pretty dumb. Like really dumb. The husband just saw his wife (the one who is supposed to be dead) and he just like shook it off. What? And they want ransom from her husband but he thinks she is dead so like why would he pay ransom for a dead person? Who made this movie? Literally no offense but this is the worst movie ever made. Ever. I hate this movie. But I've already watched for an hour and I need to know what happens. Okay we know what's gonna happen because all of these movies end the same but still. Okay AMC get your act together because it's October and you should be playing horror films at all hours of the day and I wouldn't have to put up with movies like this one but like apparently they forgot this year that they play scary movies in October. Okay I just checked and it looks like the first one starts next Friday at 3am. A little late but whatever. Idk isn't there another channel that does scary movies too? Oh well idk. Idk. Did I mention I hate this movie though. So rough. Just trying to pass the time until my hoagie comes. Yum. Today is National Coming Out Day and a lot of people are posting things on Facebook about it and I am just trying to figure out if they just really support the cause or if they're gay and it's a trivial thing, you know? Mmmmm I want that hoagie. Back to the movie, so you know how I said Jared is taking really good care of her? He gave her a size 8 shoe so she would have shoes to wear and she's being all bratty and is like "I wear 7 and a half's" K BYE. See what I mean? Deserved to be kidnapped. I wonder how many hours of tv I have watched this week. Let's try to calculate it. So it's around 60 hours, I figured. LOL 60 hours. That's so much. I mean you can't blame me right? What else is a girl to do? My mom blocked off this room so no one can get in. So it's just been me and the tv. And we've bonded so much. Ps, Jared got this brat size 7 and a half shoes. See? He's super accommodating. She's trying to escape. LOL, there is still 45 minutes left of this movie does she really think she's gonna make it out? Let's see how many minutes until she gets caught. Not even two minutes. Good try except not really. They kidnapped this other guy too and they dressed the main girl and this boy the same so it's pretty cute, I like it. I like everything about this kidnapping setup. It's like the ideal kidnapping. Just want my hoagie. Money ain't nothing but money when you get to the money it ain't nothing but money. HUNGRY. Okay I'm sorta done with this blog but of course I can't leave y'all hanging with the movie so I'll just update you as it goes along and I'll probably update you when I get my hoagie and that will be it. Tryna escape again. I think maybe she'll get out of the building this time but I think they'll probably get her before she like leaves the grounds, you know? She's out. Ugh the other boy who got kidnapped too escaped with her and he broke his ankle. Typical. So now she's gonna have to leave him behind. How about someone tells him to man up? I was watching Amazing Race last night and the guy broke his ankle but he still finished the challenges??? Maybe this idiot in the movie could learn a thing or two from him. Okay now somehow they think they're gonna be able to steal this car. Okay here is the kidnapper's assistant. Gunshots. Omg they shot the assistant! Maybe they will get out! Oh here's a twist....the car won't start. Uh oh Jared. Jared just killed the other kidnapped guy. Just like that. Now the girl and Jared both have guns and none of them are shooting. Is it bad I don't even know her name? I just don't care. Okay apparently the other kidnapped victim wasn't dead?? He just shot Jared and killed Jared so now the girl is free. She is running into the woods, which would usually be idiotic but everyone is dead so she doesn't seem to have anything to worry about. But idk, there is still a half hour left, I'm not sure she is home free. In fact, I know she's not. All I really want is my hoagie. OMG so she got the police and brought them back to the place and all the bodies are gone and all the barred windows and chains and everything are gone lol she is home with her family and she thinks it's all over but what she doesn't know is that there are still 20 minutes left of the movie and I bet Jared isn't dead. Okay but where is my hoagie? Okay it's the next day and she's just back at work and like what? It didn't take an emotional toll at all? Being gone for a month? Seeing 4 people die? I GOT MY HOAGIE. WOW SO GOOD!! LIFETIME THROUGH A CURVEBALL AND SURPRISED ME. ALL THE KIDNAPPERS WERE ACTORS AND THE HUSBAND HIRED THEM TO GET HER SOBER AND GET HER AWAY FOR A WHILE WOW WOW WOW. Thank you to the people, thank you to lifetime, thank you to this hoagie...now I gotta go puke. Bye y'all. Stay fresh