Monday, October 10, 2011

24 Shows I Really Miss.

So today, in Human Bio, I was thinking about all these great shows that I miss. So i decided to make a blog post about them. Because. I love them. And I miss them. Obviously.


ps. these aren't really in any specific order. I love them all equally.

1. Kim Possible: Let's be serious here. Who didn't dream about being Kim Possible, fighting crime in that awesome black belly shirt, being a cheerleader, and having Ron as your best friend? How many of us have never wanted to answer the phone "What's the sitch?" Like really. I had Kim Possible pajamas. I owned life.
2. Hey Arnold!: He had a head that was the shape of a football, wore a kilt, and was the best friend anyone could ask for. If that didn't sell him, nothing can.
3. That's So Raven: K. So not only was Raven psychic, but she had the coolest clothes, THE COOLEST FRIENDS, and was best friends with The Boyz In Motion. I want her life. Oh plus she had that awesome bedroom in the attic. And then you thought it couldn't get any better until she moved her room into the basement. Wow. And I still have nightmares from that creepy babysitter episode. Scariest thing of my life, no lie.
4. Kyle XY: Yes. I am going to marry Matt Dallas. and yes. That show is the best ever and I sometimes find myself watching it. Like everyday. It is amazing. But it ended stupid. and too soon.
5.Boy Meets World: There was nothing cuter than Cory and Topanga. Their love will never die. I am sure they are still married and have 9 kids by now. They are the most precious things I have ever witnessed. And I am still available for Shawn. If he's interested. Which I am sure he is. And don't forget Feeney. Love.
6. The Brothers Garcia: I wanted to be that sister soooooooo bad. She was Mexican and she had the coolest brothers of all time. Plus I had a crush on the 2nd oldest brother but I was always so mad because I could never tell them apart. And they never showed my guy. It was really annoying and I am not okay with that.
7.Unfabulous: Unfabulous? More like Fabulous. I wanted to have those friends and go to The Juicer after school everyday, and play guitar and write songs about Jake Bahari and date Randy Klein and have parties with spin the bottle and basically. I wanted to be her.
8. Sister, Sister: I still believe that I have a twin somewhere out there and we are going to meet at a clothing store. And then we'll live together in an awesome house with 2 pairs of stairs and we'll have an annoying/fun little neighbor. That is my dream life. Just saying.
9. The Proud Family: Kyla Pratt. Nuff Said.
10. Even Stevens: All I wanted was to be Ren. Was that too much to ask? I don't think so. She was so smart, so pretty, sang like an angel, and had the coolest brothers. And in the movie when she fell in love with that hottie? Wow. She's awesome. Plus I wanted to date Twitty, Louis' friend. he was the shiz niz.
11.Are You Afraid Of The Dark?: Those episodes are the creepiest yet best things ever. I think this show started my scary movie addiction. It prepared me for fear from day 1. If you've never seen it, look it up. It's seriously amazing.
12. Zoey 101: All this girl wanted was to go to PCA. I wanted to ride those scooters, drink a blitz, and date Chase. I also really wanted to be friends with Lola. She was so cool. Oh and I used to wear a painted key around my neck. Like all the cool kids did.
13.All Grown Up: They were all grown up and so cute! And I was like 14 when that show happened. But I couldn't help myself. It was a guilty pleasure.
14.Drake and Josh: I just wanted to be Drake's girlfriend sooooo bad. He was such a hunk and could even play the guitar. And then Josh lost all that weight and I started seeing all this potential and I wanted to marry them both and I just wanted to be on that show and my life would have been complete. But no. Apparently life isn't fair.
15.Lincoln Heights: Charles and Cassie for evaaa. Their love will never die. I love them. And I wanted to marry Cassie's brother. He was a dreamboat.
16. Kenan and Kel: Thank you teennick for playing this every night. I have missed it soo much. I forgot how much of a crush I had on Kel. He was like 17 and I was like 5. So yeah. That's natural.
17. Suite Life of Zack and Cody: No, don't try to tell my The Suite Life on Deck is the same thing. Nothing can replace the true suite life. I had the biggest crush on Dylan Sprouse. He was my life. I thought it was the best thing ever that they lived in a hotel. And I always wanted to be their friends. And we all know the haunted room episode and the alternate universe episode can never be beat.
18. As Told By Ginger: Do I need to explain this? I wanted to be her. Bottom Line.
19.Phil Of The Future: Did any of us not want to marry Ricky Ullman? He is a dreamboat. And Pim always coming up with her crazy ideas. Always causing trouble. And the crazy principle with the big eyes who also played the caveman Curtis. One of the best shows of the century.
20. Life With Derek: K, Obviously, Awesome Show. Derek and Casey were the perfect pair. Not to mention Casey's boyfriend Max was the king of cuteness. I also always loved Lizzie and thought that one day I might marry Edwin. It only made the show 38 times better that it was made in Canada. Plus, this year they made a movie. Everyone should go watch it. It is amazing and they are all grown up.
21. Lizzie McGuire: Lizzie had it all. The coolest family, the coolest hairstyles, the coolest clothes, the coolest friends, and to top it all off, she kissed Aaron Carter under a mistletoe. I wanted nothing more in my life than to have a friend like Gordo, and a crush like Ethan. She is awesome. And that crimped hair will never go out of style.
22.Ned's Declassified: I HAVE AND ALWAYS WILL HAVE THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON DEVON WERKHEISER YOU WILL EVER KNOW. Plus I always wished I was Mose.
23. Greek: I am going to marry Cappie and I am going to be happy. That is all.
24. The Amanda Show: I loved Amanda Bynes. I loved Drake Bell. And I loved funny stuff. Put it all together and you get The Amanda Show. <3

Sunday, October 2, 2011

A Cat Says Meow.

Hello Shawtys. Shawtys? or Shawties? I think Shawtys. So anyway. How you doing? I'm doing excellent. I'm home alone, snuggled under a freshly made quilt from grandma, watching lifetime, and putting off homework. This girl in this lifetime movie is rather obnoxious. I am going to look her up to see if she has done anything with her life. Stand by. Ps, the movie is called When Secrets Kill. It's about a man who is suspected of killing his daughter's birth mother. The girl is adopted and the birth mother shows up at her house randomly. Adopted dad doesn't like that. So he kills her. But I'm sure he didn't really kill her. The suspected person in lifetime movies never actually did it. It's always the supposed innocent that did it. OH MY GAMMIT. I knew this obnoxious girl looked familiar! It's gretchen from Mean Girls! In 1996! Soooo obnoxious. Yet so great. I really need to do my Spanish homework. I kinda dislike Spanish a lot. Oh my. This is terrible. This is a waste of a blog. vcfurhvcybdfvcjhkgbnhykjuki. I don't know what to say. I'm a failure of a person. Mmmm I'm craving some buffalo dip. You should bring me some. Thanks. So guess who gets to work tonight! I'll give you a hint. She's cute and pretty. That's right. This girl. Remember the good days when I didn't have to work every Sunday? oiufkjhodskijhcs work stinks. Like dirty feet. The only good thing about it are all the cooks without teeth. They are my fave. Obvi. Finally summer's here, good to be chilling out. It's not summer though. so. Nevermind. I wonder if the mom is gonna kill the birth mom in this movie? She seems kind of evil. Hm. I will keep you guys posted. There's also this random guy in a wife beater. It's so random. He probably has something to do with something. I want a beard. I'm gonna do my Spanish homework right now, one second please. K well I don't understand this so I'm just gonna write down some random letters and hope for the best. Done! Turns out there was no matching so I just wrote down random words. Now I have to do a Thoreau walk. but it's currently 11:55 and I don't work until 4, so I have time. Oh shoot I have to make a comic too. forgot about that. Wow. I absolutely love being home alone. HEY PHIL MICKLESON! Oh hey boii, he was on a commercial. I used to like him. But, no. He's creepy. And for those of you too ignorant to know who he is, he is a golfer. f to the y to the i. OH NO! I kinda think the dad is actually the birth dad. Karen just got fired from her job because people think she killed Linda. Just to specify, Karen is the adoptive mother and Linda is the birth mother. I wouldn't want you to mix those up. Linda is great. But she is dead. And Gretchen from mean girls is the most obnoxious 13 year old I've ever experienced. Like, I'd hang out with Bella Thorne over this girl any day. And that's saying something. Cause Bella Thorne is too cool for me. I think that's what it all boils down to. Okay. I like Karen now. She is really nice. Birth Mother Karen. Fyi. Again. I'm hungry. Imma get me some grub. I'm craving pizza. Which is weird because I had it 3 times yesterday, twice on Friday, and once on Thursday. So basically, probably gained 27 pounds in the last days. But totally worth it. OMG I don't want to go to work tonight. Are any good football games on at 1? BENGALS ARE ON TV! MELINA LIED TO ME, she told me they weren't. lil brat lil brat lil brat. YAY BENGALSS. WHOOOOOO DEYY SUCKAS! I wonder if we have any pizza. Where's my phone?  ahhhhhhh. I want pizza. I got pizza! hoorah. wow it's 3 degrees in my house. But really. I need to check the thermostat. It's 57 in here. That's solid. OMG I WAS RIGHT. The dad is the birth dad. That is weird. But great. I found this raspberry tea in my refridgerator, it's amazing. yay life. Hi, i'm gretchen from mean girls and i'm obnoxious. get out, i can't even take this. OH NO! Karen is kicking dad out. I want more pizza. I got more pizza. And while it was baking, I found myself singing "I Love Pizza" to the tune of "I Want Candy." And I was doing this lil jig. It was a little bit shameful. But a lot bit pretty. pizza! 8675309. I kinda gihrpdjugiuhgrdiuhpfdvgoiuhijluoh sorry. Got a lil out of control. I meant to say I kinda don't know what else to say. SO yeahhhh. THE ENDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. wow that was obnoxious. sorry. oh but you know what? I want you guys to know who the killer is. I kinda think it might be this creepy detective now. Or just someone random, but that  usually doesn't happen in lifetime movies. Sooo. I'll leave this up until they tell me who it is...It's...wow called it. creepy detective. I'm pretty awesome. Now it's time for the Bengals Game! Ah! Okay ya'll. Stay Fresh.