100. Zac Robinson (28)
Zac is (was?) a backup backup quarterback for the Bengals. He is always hurt, but always on the sidelines being supportive (and cute). This just in. He is no longer on the Bengals. He is a free agent. He is a free agent and I am free tonight. Coincidence? I don't think so.
99. Jacoby Jones (31)
Jacoby has been a bae in my life for a while. He was on the Texans, and then joined the Ravens, where my love for him was really magnified. But now he left the Ravens and joined the Chargers. Am I bitter? Yes. Would he be ranked higher if he was still on the Ravens? I guess we will never know.
98. Josh Hutcherson (22)
I've loved Josh since 2007 when he starred in Bridge to Terabithia. The love has dwindled since (note the low ranking) but Josh will always have a place in my heart.
97. Nick Cannon (34)
Wow okay so I really thought Nick was in his forties, and I am super excited because I just found out he's only 34. Like obviously I don't have an age range or cut off or anything, but 34 is a lot more doable than 40 something. Nick, I am sorry you were ranked so low. If I had known you were younger and more reachable, you may have been higher. Like not top 10 higher but maybe at least top 90. But we can't go back now.
96. Cole Swindell (32)
Cole is a country singer. And he's super cute. I mean, look at that face. He's only ranked so low because I don't know him well enough. I'm new to country music and new to Cole. So Cole, if you want to move up, I'll let you hang out with me so that I can get to know you better. Thanks.
95. Luke Bilyk (20)
Luke is on Degrassi. He plays Drew. And I love Luke, but I hate Drew. So. Unfortunately the Drew hatred has had an effect on the ranking. Sorry Luke.
94. Austin North (18)
Okay I don't really know much about Austin but look at that face. One day, I was watching Disney Channel (no I'm not too old) and I saw this boy on a commercial. He drew me in instantly with no explanation. And I just followed him on Twitter and Instagram and added him on Snapchat like I was his biggest fan, and maybe I am, I don't know. He's just a gem.
93. Joey Logano (25)
Joey. NASCAR driver. A real gem. I do really love Joey and I am trying to figure out how he got ranked so low. Like I get that at this point there is no going back, but does he deserve 93? Probably not. Maybe when I was ranking them, I remembered he has a wife and maybe I just got angry about that. Anyway, sorry Joe. Love you.
92. Jedi Willis (15)
I know, I know. 15 years old. But there's just something about him. Yeah, he has two older brothers, but I just don't find them as bae-worthy as I do him. Oh right you guys are probably wondering who he is. He is in a family band, they were on America's Got Talent last year, which is how I found this family, and they annoyed me. I think I probably didn't like them because they were a big family with 12 kids and all of their kids have J names and I'm like okay are you guys trying to be the Duggars? But then they got a TLC show and I was like wow they are really really trying to be the Duggars and it happened to be on one day and I was like ugh fine I will pity watch and then I watched and fell in love with the entire family. Every member of the family is a bae. Especially Jedi. (Who turns 16 next month if this helps my case at all.)
91. Austin Swift (23)
I mean, yeah, I get Taylor Swift is perfect. But if Taylor Swift is perfect, then her brother must be just as perfect. And he is. He recently graduated from the University of Notre Dame and I don't know what he is doing with his life now but like if you are Taylor Swift's brother, do you really need a plan?
90. Andrew Whitworth (33)
Tbh I'm a little sad he was ranked so low. When I was ranking, I put into account attractiveness, age, my genuine love for each person, relationship status, and how genuinely good of a person each one is. Whit, here, has been my favorite Bengals player for like six years, and I do love him. But I guess some of the other categories did not work out in his favor. Whit. I am so sorry. Please know that I love you so much and I had to make some tough decisions.
89. Tavior Mowry (22)
We've all heard of Tia and Tamara Mowry. Most of us have heard of their younger brother, Tahj Mowry. But why, WHY are they keeping their youngest brother under wraps? Luckily, and I really don't remember how, I stumbled upon him a couple of years ago. A total bae right? While all of his siblings chose the acting route, Tavior is all about football. He plays running back at UC Davis. Actually, he might have graduated this year but for some reason I don't think he did. So. There you go. There's Tavior.
88. Brett Eldridge (29)
Brett is a country singer. Again, I am new to country music so I don't know a ton about Brett, but what I do know, I love. And what I know is that he is cute and is a good singer. So now you know as much about him as I do. Congrats.
87. Anthony Luciani (25)
You guess it. Luc is a hockey player. He was on the Cyclones, where I fell in love, but last year he was sent up to the San Antonio Rampage. He was sent back down, but unfortunately, he is no longer on the Cyclones. He is on the Road Warriors. And I am sad. Last year, I did a project on Luc. We had to pick something in Cincinnati to do a project on. So. I choose Luc. I had to do a presentation and everything. Thanks Lucbae. Luv u.
86. Devon Still (26)
Devon Still is on the Bengals, but is more known I think for his daughter battling cancer. He is such a bae and his love for his daughter makes him even bae-er. Is that a word? It is now. Thanks, Devon, for being bae-er.
85. Corbin Bleu (26)
If you don't know Corbin, you need to educate yourself. Corbin is from the High School Musical movies and used to have an afro. A definite bae, but I may or may be a little bitter that he chopped his locks. He was in this low budget horror film and in it he was bit by a clown, and then turned into a clown that killed people and he lived under a bridge. A step in a different direction. Whether it was the right direction or the wrong direction, I'll leave that decision up to you.
84. Ricardo Hoyos (19)
Oh, Ricardo. Ricardo is on Degrassi, plays the bad boy Zig. Zig is like the bad boy and then he tries to be good but then he slips back into being bad and the cycle just continues and it sorta gets old but then I'm like he's cute so it's fine.
83. Charlie White (27)
Charlie is a figure skater who won the gold for partner skating at the Olympics in 2014. I didn't really like him all that much, and then he showed up on Dancing With the Stars and I was kinda like wow I can't get away from this boy. Like let me live my life! And then he got a haircut and he looked like he does in the picture above and I decided I loved him. Cause look at that face. How can you not?
82. Chase Martin (20)
Chase is one half of Round2Crew. If you don't know who Round2Crew is, I just don't understand. They are rappers. In 2012. I went to the mall to meet Cody Simpson and Chase was there, also meeting Cody. That's when I knew he was such a prime boy. I didn't discover him again until about a year later. A string of events happened that honestly had to be fate, and I stumbled across their music video on YouTube. Just blessed.
81. Buster Posey (28)
Buster is the catcher for the San Francisco Giants. There's not much to say about him, just that he is such a cute little guy. Also a really good catcher. Also I'm not saying I want you to leave your wife and kids but if it happens, I will be waiting.
80. Chris Richardson (31)
Chris has been around since 2007. He was on American Idol the year Jordin Sparks won. He came in 5th. He hasn't really done anything since American Idol, except he's tweeted me a few times so that counts for something right?
79. Wiz Khalifa (27)
For those who are too lame to know, he's a rapper. You can't not love Wiz. Fun fact: his real name is Cameron. Does he look like a Cameron? Maybe. But he's just Wiz. Those tats, the hair. Everything. Wiz. Yes.
78. Dre Kirkpatrick (25)
Dre is bae. It rhymes so it has to be true. Dre is a cornerback for the Bengals and a cornerback for my heart. Does that make sense? No. But. Look at this boy. And look at this nice sweater he is wearing. I love everything about him. Wow. He also favorited my tweet the other day so I'm not sure if we are dating or not but I am leaning towards yes.
77. Dylan O'Brien (23)
Hello, Dylan. Dylan is an actor. I really have no clue what he is in. But I once watched a movie and he was in it and I fell in love. I have this weird thought that the girl in the movie was like his real life girlfriend and it was really really sweet but the movie was really dumb and the ending was like "this isn't a real ending" and did this really happen or am I making it all up? Let me see if I can find the movie. LOLOLOL okay I wasn't making it up. The movie is called "The First Time" and the girl is his girlfriend in real life and it's this girl I can't stand that is in like every Lifetime movie and I just don't like her. Ugh, Dylan. Ugh.
76. Aroldis Chapman (27)
Chappy. Chappy Chappy Chappy. Reds' pitcher. Perfect boy. He hashtags every one of his Instagram photos with #ChapmanSwag so like. Yes. I love him so much.
75. Michael Lorenzen (23)
Mikey Mike. Reds' pitcher. Bae. He is just like a little child or puppy or something and I just want to hug him and guide him through life. And date him.
74. Bo Jordan (21)
Bo is an Ohio State wrestler. A really good one. In the Big 10 Championships this year, he wrestled his cousin in the finals and lost. So that's sad. But lucky for him, I support him through the thick and thin. My brother went to a wrestling camp that Bo was leading, and I didn't get to meet him so I am just still a little mad about that but again, with him through the thick and thin so our love will never break.
73. Brandon Phillips (34)
BP will always have my heart. I fell in love with him as soon as he joined the Reds in like 2006. He's never been my favorite player, hence him being number 73, but I've never not loved him. Dat dude.
72. Jeremy Roloff (25)
Jeremy is one of the stars of the show "Little People, Big World." His parents are little people, as is his twin brother. I don't know when the show premiered but I was instantly in love. He got married last year, which broke my heart, but I can't even be mad because his wife is literally way too perfect. God bless.
71. Ellington Ratliff (22)
Ratliff is one of 5 members of the band R5. He plays the drums. I went to their concert once and he sang thrift shop and I was sold. LOL get it?? Sold? Thriftshop. Lol. And I got to meet him afterwards and he was the only one in the band who talked to me so that made me fall for him.
70. Zach Roloff (25)
Twin of Jeremy (#72). Always felt just a little more love for Zach than Jeremy. Just a smidge. Unfortunately, he is engaged and getting married this month. Another one bites the dust. Sigh.
69. Luke Bryan (39)
For years, all I heard was how great Luke Bryan is. Hunky country singer. Everyone loves him. What's all the hype? Well recently, I started listening to his music and I'm all, hey, pretty good. And then I watched the Ellen Show and he was on it and he was so cute and fun and perfect and on that day, I decided I loved him. And I never looked back.
68. Munro Chambers (24)
Munro is on Degrassi. He plays Eli, who is like the goth, emo kid who wears eyeliner and black nail polish and drives a hearse and then blossoms into this beautiful perfect boy. He's graduating this season, so like I don't exactly know how to cope with that. But don't worry because even if he graduates Degrassi, he will never graduate my heart.
67. Calum Worthy (24)
Calum is an actor who is best known for his role on the Disney Channel show "Austin & Ally." He is cute and he is a ginger so honestly I don't know a better combination. Calum Worthy is worthy of my love. As I am his. Pls love me.
66. Zac Efron (27)
Doesn't need much explanation. The hottie super bob Troy Bolton from High School Musical. Do I love Zac? Yes. Do I think he has peaked? Absolutely. It's just hard to go up from High School Musical. But we do share a birthday and that gives him some extra points.
65. AJ Saudin (23)
AJ. He's been on Degrassi for literally forever. Like is 10 years exaggerating? Maybe. But it's got to be close. Let me check it out. Okay 8 years but that's still a lot. His character is graduating this year and after 7 and a half years of being a creepy dweeb, he has finally become a beautiful hunky cool guy. Also, his half sister is the main girl from the Disney Channel Original Movie "The Color of Friendship" so that's just a little fun fact for everyone.
64. Stephen Curry
Oh hello Steph. Steph is such a recent addition. Like I made the list and then added him and had to knock someone off of the top 100. Not only that, but he just jumped right into 64. Here's the story. I'm not a basketball fan. Never have been, probably never will be. So I heard a lot of hooplah about the NBA finals and I heard Stephen's name a lot, along with Lebron. And I didn't know who Stephen was, so I was 100% rooting for Lebron and Cleveland. But then I was watching the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Sports Show and Steph won like every award and honestly I just fell in love. I don't have an explanation. Just love him. He won the finals and he won my love. Amen.
63. Sam Earle (21)
Yep. Another Degrassian. However, Sam hasn't been on for a couple of years. He played KC, a cute bae who always seemed to be making bad decisions. His exit on the show happened very oddly, he and Jenna had a baby, gave it up for adoption, and then he just randomly "moved away." It was very weird and I will petition for him to come back until the day I die.
62. Garrett Clayton (24)
Claybae. Sup. He is from Disney Channel's movie "Teen Beach Movie" which is surprisingly such a good movie. But really, look at Garrett. He's like this cute little bae, I Just wanna squeeze his cheeks and tell him he is cute.
61. JJ Hoover (27)
Pitcher for the Reds. One of my favorite Reds. I really can't tell you why or how I love him but when he came on the team I instantly felt a connection. No regrets.
60. Billy Hamilton (24)
Billy Hamilton. Center fielder for the Reds. Look at that smile. He's like a precious lil baeby. Plus he's really fast. He steals like 24 bases a game. And steals my heart like 24 hours a day.
59. Devin Mesoraco (27)
Hey Dev. Dev is my number one favorite Reds' player. He is the catcher. Before Dev, I had 7 Reds players that I chose as my favorites before Dev, and each of them were gone within months. So when I chose Dev, I figured he would be gone in shortly after. But here we are, four years later, still together. He got married last year and his wife blocked me on Instagram so. Ya know. It's probably fine.
58. Jesse McCartney (28)
He doesn't need another pretty face. He doesn't want just anyone to hold. He doesn't want our love to go to waste. He just wants me and my beautiful soul. And he has it. Jesse is and always will be bae. I'm not gonna say I am his number one fan (cause there are some crazies out there) but I'm close to the top. Jesse 4 life. Oh and if anyone doesn't know who Jesse is, he is a singer. And pull yourself together because Jesse is life.
57. Keith Urban (47)
This bae. Keith is a country singer. He's from Australia, so like, points for that. I've always liked his music, and I got one of his CDs for like my 10th birthday and I didn't know who he was but like ever since that CD I have been in pretty deep. So then I got hooked on his music, and all was well, until he joined American Idol. Because now he is a judge on American Idol and I've fallen so much more in love, because I was able to get familiar with his whole personality and I just love him so much. Props to you Keith, for being so incredible.
56. Matt LeBlanc (47)
Matt LeBlanc is the man. Mostly known for his role as Joey in the best series ever, Friends. He's such a little gem and he's aged gracefully. So gracefully. How's he doin??? Good. Real good.
55. Andy Dalton (27)
Little ginger bae Andy. He is the quarterback for the Bengals and look at that face. A lot of people hate him because sometimes he struggles on the field but honestly he could pretty much do anything and I would still love him. Plus he has this perfect baby, who looks like an old man. If that's not enough to make you love Andy, I honestly don't know what will.
54. Michael B. Jordan (28)
That face. I mean, come on. Michael is an actor. I honestly don't know what he is in but I know him from the show Parenthood. He played this boy who worked at a soup kitchen? Right? It was a while ago and I definitely forget it all but he was there and I loved him so much. And then the girl he was dating was so so annoying and I was like what the heck why would you date her when you can date me? But evidently he is still not dating me and that is a shame so maybe I should start going to soup kitchens and maybe he will be there. Like idk.
53. Clay Matthews (29)
Hey Clay. Clay. Hey. Clay is on the Green Bay Packers. I think his luscious locks is what drew me to him initially, but then I discovered he is a really good football player and a really good person so yes. I love him.
52. Ben Savage (34)
Because how can you not love Cory Matthews? If you don't know him, you need to. Ben played Cory on the show Boy Meets World, and has since reprized his role on the Disney show, Girl Meets World. He is such a gem and I think I love Cory more than I love Ben. But. All is fair in love and war.
51. Rider Strong (35)
The only thing on Boy Meets World that I loved more than Cory was Shawn. Rider played Shawn, the hunky ladies man. I fell for him more and more with every episode. He hasn't aged as gracefully as I would have preferred, but nonetheless, my love for Rider is real and forever.
50. Chord Overstreet (26)
Chord is best known for playing Sam on Glee. He's a bae. That's pretty much all I have to say.
49. Raymond Ablack (25)
Raybae is from Degrassi. He hasn't been on for a couple of years but when he was on, he was perfect. He played Sav. Sav was like the cool older brother. And at one point he was student body president. God bless you, Sav. He really hasn't done much since. He has a band though so that's pretty cool.
48. Scott Paterson (25)
Scott Paterson deserves higher than 48 and I'm very upset I ranked him so low. He, of course, was also on Degrassi. He played Johnny, the bad boy. He had this gross mullet thing but I loved him nonetheless. But he left Degrassi like years ago and it was a tough loss. Luckily, Scott is very present on Twitter and I may or may not have all of his tweets that he tweeted me printed out and in a scrap book. I love Scott. Again, sorry for the low ranking. You do not, do not deserve this.
47. Austin Dillon (25)
Austin is a NASCAR driver. New to the scene. Not like new new, but new. He had a crash a few weeks back and it was like a terrible crash and people thought he was dead, including me. But he didn't die. He is so alive. Just like the love in my heart.
46. Chris Dickerson (33)
Chris is BAE. Remember earlier when I said that all of my favorite Reds players leave as soon as I love them?? Chris was one of those players. But like I couldn't just let him go. So I have followed him around and he's been on like every team out there, but that's okay. He's perfect. And single. You do the math.
45. Shane Harper (22)
Shane's perf. He was on Good Luck Charlie. And he's a singer. And a dancer. And my soulmate.
44. Tony Oller (24)
Tony is half of MKTO. Believe it or not, he is my less favorite half. But look at him! He's so cute! So like he's in my top 50 because he deserves it. And he has the voice of an angel. Also, remember that Disney Channel show called As the Bell Rings with Demi Lovato?? He was in that too. Bless.
43. Nat Wolff (20)
This lil bae has been around for quite some time. For the people who know him from John Green movies, back off. Because this bae was a bae far beyond these movies. Naked Brothers Band, people. Naked Brothers Band. Look it up. With song titles like "Hardcore Wrestlers" and "Motormouth," you can't say no.
42. Ralph Macchio (53)
Ralph. Hey. Ralph was the star of the original Karate Kid but let's be serious. I didn't fall in love with the Karate Kid. I fell in love with Johnny in The Outsides. I mean. Wow. Bae.
41. Tino Coury (26)
Tino is a singer. He came to my high school a few years ago and I have been hooked ever since. I would consider myself his number one fan. You know senior superlatives? Most likely to be president? Most likely to be a millionaire? Mine was most likely to marry Tino Coury. The love is real. And then one day Tino disappeared off of all social media. And days went by. Then weeks. months. And then we hit a year and I'm like wait where's Tino. And I like tried to investigate and I contacted his family and asked where he was and no one ever got back to me. And then one day a couple of months ago, he was just back. And obviously the love never went away. Just a weird experience.
40. Trevor Bayne (24)
Another NASCAR driver. Another bae. But he actually has a bae on the way. With his wife. Outlook not good on our relationship. But really you never know.
39. Beau Mirchoff (26)
Beau. Bae? Beau. Beaubae. He plays Matty on Awkward but there is nothing awkward about him. He's such a bae and I love him very much. He was on Desperate Housewives back in the day and he wasn't exactly a bae. Not until I saw him on Awkward did I love him. Like love him a lot.
38. Chris Pratt (36)
Chris yes. So most of my baes I'm like ya ya all you bandwagoners step back I have loved this boy forever. But with Chris, I am a bandwagoner. I just didn't know about him. The lost years. I try not to think about it much, it just hurts too much.
37. Ross Lynch (19)
Ross is a bae, obv. He got his start on Austin and Ally, where he played Austin. He also stars in the Teen Beach movies. He is also in a band with his siblings. He is also a bae. I love him,
36. Joey Bragg (19)
Joey is one of those baes that I don't really know, but I love anyway. He is on the Disney Channel show "Liv and Maddie" and I've never really seen the show, just commercials for it, and he just seems like a genuine bae that I'd love to date. He posted on Instagram today that it is his two year anniversary with his girlfriend so like that's annoying. But still love him of course.
35. Dylan Sprouse (22)
Here I am in your life, here you are in mine. Yes we have a suite life, most of the time. Dylan. Best known for playing Zack on the Suite Life of Zack and Cody. Of course I fell for Zack, the cool rebel. And Dylan was a little bit chunkier than his twin Cole and everyone made fun of him for it and I got really mad and told everyone it was just baby fat he hadn't grown out of yet. Also, in my diary from my childhood, I have a list of all my favorite things. Favorite food, favorite season. Favorite crush? Dylan Sprouse. And then underneath that I wrote "Mrs. Dylan Sprouse." Still holding out for that one.
34. Eugenio Suarez (24)
Eugenio is a new bae. Devin, my favorite Reds player is injured and out for the whole season, so I had to pick someone else to love for the season. And Eugenio is the one. He plays shortstop. And look at that face. He is new to the team, so like, I am rooting for him to play poorly. I know, I know, it is selfish. But if he plays really good, then everyone is gonna love him and I won't have him for myself. I mean no harm to Eugenio. And if you're trying to pronounce his name. I took a lot of time to learn it. Ay-you-hen-ee-oh. Like aye you, Eugenio, date me. Also he tweeted me back a couple of days ago so take a moment to let that sink in.
33. Scotty McCreery (21)
Scotty won American Idol a couple of years ago and I loved him since his audition. This year, he came back and performed on American Idol and he was wearing a really tight shirt and it was not cute. Would he be ranked higher if I hadn't seen that sight? Probably yes. But I still love him.
32. Lee Brice (36)
Lee is a country singer and for some reason, when I started listening to country music, I just felt a weird connection with Lee. Something about him, ya know?
31. Kel Mitchell (36)
Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order? If you ask me what my favorite movie is, I can answer before you're even done asking. GOOD BURGER. Good Burger forever. And why do I love it so much? Kel. Kel literally made my life complete. I would be nowhere without Kel. And he's married now and like moving on with his life, but I never will. Never.
30. Kendall Schmidt (24)
Kendall was one-fourth of Big Time Rush, one of the best boy bands to date. Unfortunately, they broke up, but I went to all of their tours and I cried so many tears at every concert. Never forget.
29. Ryan Cooper (29)
I know Ryan from the MTV show Eye Candy. He played Jake. I fell in love with him episode one. And then in the finale, you find out he is the killer (spoiler alert) and it's like wow should I hate him because he is a killer and killed literally like 15 people? But you can't hate that face. So I had to be on the bad guy team for this show because I couldn't turn against Jake. And then the show got cancelled after one season, so no more Jake. And probably no more Ryan because I genuinely don't think he is gonna do anything else with his life. But that's okay because Bae.
28. Pete Davidson (21)
Pete is on SNL and I don't know much about him, but he is funny. And like, looking at him, I don't think he is like super hunky but there is just something about him that I love. The flamingo shirt in the picture above helps the love. Bae.
27. Lawson Bates (22)
Lawson is one of nineteen kids of the Bates family from the tv show Bringing Up Bates. He is also a country and folk singer. I own his album. I am blessed.
26. Austin Mahone (19)
How bae is he?? I love Austin Mahone a lot. He is dating Becky G, which you can't really be mad at because she is perfect. Austin is a singer and literally every day he's like "my album is coming out tomorrow" and then the next day he's like "have to postpone the album" and I think this went on for almost a year and tbh I haven't even bought his album because I got tired of waiting. Sorry Austin. But I still love you like a lot.
25. Chase Elliott (19)
Chase is a NASCAR driver who is taking over for Jeff Gordon next year. He is pretty good, and really young. He posted last year that he got a detention for being late to class. He was late because he was WINNING A RACE ya fools. Anyway, Chase is bae. If this is what the future of NASCAR looks like, I like it. A lot.
24. Braison Cyrus (21)
Braison is Miley's little bro. From what I can tell, he literally just chills every day and does nothing. The life I want to live. Am I being too forward? I don't know. I'm just saying. Braison. I am ready if you are.
23. Miles Teller (28)
Miles is a lil bae I fell in love with when he was in the movie Footloose. And now he is in the new Fantastic Four and good for him. Just happy he is being successful. And cute.
22. Tim Lincecum (31)
Tim is a forever bae. He is a pitcher for the San Francisco Giants. I don't know why I started loving him, I just did. It was kinda before I was really into baseball too. Like one day I was just like yeah I love Tim Lincecum. And I've never looked back.
21. Emmanuel Lamur (26)
Emmanuel plays for the Bengals. Look how cute he is. Once, I went to meet another Bengal player, and you had to wait in line to get your picture taken with him. And Emmanuel Lamur was there in line. And he got his picture taken with the other player. It was such a good moment for me. And everyone I guess.
20. Brad Keselowski (31)
Brad is my favorite NASCAR driver. A couple of years ago, my dad was like "let's watch NASCAR" and I was like "that sounds dumb" but I complied. And I started watching and I was like Keselowski sounds like a cool guy, I will pick him to be my favorite. And my love for NASCAR and Brad only grew from there.
19. Pape (20)
Pape (whose real name is Justin Brown) is the other half of Round2Crew. And I love him. By a twist of fate, I discovered Round2Crew randomly one night. And then the next day at my brother's wrestling tournament, Pape was there. Like his brother was wrestling too and I got to meet Pape and we got a picture together. This was sorta before anyone knew about them, so it was great. And then a year later, they opened for Sage the Gemini, so I braved a cray concert that I did not fit in at to see them. And after they performed, there was a group of people there meeting them and something came over me and I pushed through all of these people and put my hand on Pape's shoulder and said "Pape." It was a very weird moment for everyone. But no regrets. Love you Pape.
18. Justin Bieber (21)
Justin. YAS. So when Justin first came on the scene. I liked him. I didn't love him, mostly because anyone could predict he was gonna go downhill real quick, and I didn't want to experience heartbreak. So I didn't allow myself to fall. And then he went through all this drama and such and came out of it so mature and cuter and perfect and I decided then and there that I could finally fall for him. And so I did. Hard.
17. Evan Peters (28)
Evan is a bae. Well known for American Horror Story. But the true fans out there know that the love really started when he played Spongebob in the movie Sleepover with Alexa Vega. Evan is perfect and has been for probably all of his life (I can't vouch for the really early years). And even when he is the bad guy on American Horror Story, you like can't root against him because he is so cute. So. You just gotta take a ride on the wild side. Which I would do every day for Evan.
16. Harry Styles (21)
I am ashamed to admit I used to strongly dislike Harry. I think it was mostly because everyone loved Harry and I like to pick the boys that people don't like. So I was so against Harry. But slowly over the years, I have fallen. Harry has pulled me in and I am not mad about it. At all.
15. Niall Horan (21)
Niall is my number one One Direction bae. Has been since day one, ya know? I am a sucker for blondes and a sucker for Irish accents so put that together and you have Niall. I could go on and on about this boy but I'll just leave it at the fact of he is perfect and doesn't need much explanation.
14. Jake T. Austin (20)
Oh, Jake. He is such a bad boy and I shouldn't love him but I just can't help myself. He has been in numerous car accidents while drinking and driving, been arrested a few times, got fired from The Fosters because he showed up to work drunk all the time. But he is so cute. And if he wants someone to help him through the hard times, I nominate myself.
13. Riker Lynch (23)
Yes, yes, another R5 band member. Riker is mostly a singer, also a little bit of an actor. He has had some small roles and was on Glee for a hot minute. You might also recognize him from the most recent season of Dancing With the Stars. He didn't win the trophy but he won my heart. And what's really more valuable? Think about it.
12. Joe Flacco (30)
Joe is yet another one of those athletes who one day I just decided to love. No reason, really. Just saw Joe and said, I'm in. And like he literally has a child about every 9 months and it's kind of like Joe stop having kids and date me, but it's also pretty cute. I support him no matter what. I would just support him more if he dated me. Also, on Twitter, he wished me a happy birthday when I turned 18. Might have been the best day of my life.
11. Ian Harding (28)
Ian plays Ezra on Pretty Little Liars. He's been my number one since day one, and I would also like to point out that I was the only one who said he wasn't 'A' when the show made him out to be him. Stand behind your man. Especially when he is as cute as Ian.
10. Sam Hunt (30)
Sam is a country singer who stole my heart with his first single. I haven't yet found a song of his that I do not like. I also haven't yet found a part of his face that I do not like. Love you long time, Sam Hunt.
9. Cody Simpson (18)
Cody Cody Cody. I have been there for Cody literally since day one. Anyone who knows me can vouch for that. And anyone who knows me is probably thinking "9? How is he ranked so low?" And that's a fair question. But recently Cody has like been cray and just like living free which is so good for him and he deserves it, he just sometimes can be too cray for my taste. And like, I still love him. A lot. There are just so many baes around and that is why he is 9. No disrespect Cody.
8. Finn Wittrock (30)
Finn is best known (I think? I don't know him from anything else) for his role as Dandy on American Horror Story. He was super super creepy and sketchy on the show, and it's kinda like, wait should I like this boy? Cause he's cute but so so messed up. So I didn't commit at first, ya know? I felt it out. I looked Finn up on social media, checked him out. Once I got to his Instagram, it was clear. Every picture is perfect. He is perfect. I am blessed.
7. Keo Motsepe (25)
Keo is a professional dancer on Dancing With the Stars. He's newer to the show, only having been doing it for two seasons. And both seasons they gave him a bad partner so he hasn't stuck around long. Luckily, he has stuck around in my heart and I think he will continue to stick there forever.
6. Bradley Steven Perry (16)
Yes, another youngin. But come on. Cute right? He is an actor who was on Good Luck Charlie and is now on some Disney XD show and is cute. He has the perfect girlfriend and the perfect life and I envy everything about it. Just date me. I mean, not yet, cause it's illegal. But call me in two years.
5. Malcolm Kelley (23)
Malcolm is the other half of MKTO. He was also in the show Lost. He is everything I could ever want and when I saw him live, I think that was the best day of my life. Malcolm in the middle. You know.
4. Carlos Dunlap (26)
My bae Car. My favorite Bengals player and my favorite boy. Okay my 4th favorite. But ya know. I got to meet him once at Kroger and I touched his butt and I'm not ashamed. I also tweeted at him once saying "I'm gonna tweet Carlos every day until he dates me" or something like that and he responded "lol". So are we dating? Probably. We haven't DTR'd yet but that is something I am working on.
3. Nathan Bates (21)
Nathan is one of the nineteen kids in the Bates family from the show Bringing Up Bates. He comes from a strict Baptist family and I love everything about him. They don't date, they court. So, currently in the process of trying to court him. Nathan BAEtes. If you're picking up what I'm putting down.
2. Jason Derulo (25)
Jason Derulo. What can I really say about him? Other than that I love him so much and there's nothing not to like. He has the voice of an angel, the face of an angel, and he is the boyfriend of an angel. Because I am an angel. And his girlfriend. Probably.
1. Joe Duggar (20)
YES Y'ALL WE HAVE MADE IT TO NUMBER ONE. And is anyone really shocked? I have been behind Joe since their show came out. (Their show being 19 Kids and Counting on TLC.) I may or may not have written letters to the Duggar family asking if I could court their son. No responses, but I will never give up. I also did a speech for my public speaking class about Joe and I falling in love. I got an A, of course. And I do believe we will also get an A in our relationship in the future.
Alright y'all! We made it. Thanks for sticking it out to the end. I hope you enjoyed my top 100 baes. I know I did. Stay fresh. y'all. Stay fresh.
