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G'day mate. Me llamo Allie. So today, I woke up after this great dream. And I'm all like, hey, I need to go write that in my dream journal. But then I'm like, hold the phone. I should blog about it! Because who doesn't love a blog about my life, let alone my dreams? So. Before I start with the dream, allow me to give you the circumstances. I slept in my family room with Cooper because I felt bad for him. So yeah....now let's journey into dream land......dododododododododododododooooo......welcome to dream land. That was weird, I realize, but that's okay. So we start out at Burger King. Hey guess what! I just remembered I won a bet last night and Sarah owes me a dime! YAY! So anyway. I'm at Burger King with Cooper. And he didn't like Burger King. He wanted to go to McDonalds. But I don't eat McDonalds. So I made him eat Burger King. He really didn't like that, so he strangled me. He strangled me very viciously, and I woke up. Turns out he was strangling me in real life. Love you too. So he was so strong (or fat, you decide) that I couldn't get his paws off of my neck. So I couldn't fall asleep until he moved. Which was approximately 53 minutes later. But then the dream continued, and we were still eating Burger King, and he strangled me again, in the dream and in real life. So I was awakened again. This happened two more times. It was really fun. Then when I finally fell back asleep, the dream got good. There was a string of restaraunts (pretend like I spelled that right) and there was this lady who to each of them and Ben Rothwell and I were at all the restraunts to make fun of her. We had a different name to call her at each place. Then Abby came out of nowhere and yelled at us for being mean and started defending the lady. So Ben and I challenged Abby to a duel, and she agreed. We put her in a fight with a lion and an elephant. Abby won, so Ben and I left in shame. Then I met up with Emily Osment and we rode this lil bike through a prairie. She was carrying a briefcase. I asked her what was in it but she wouldn't tell me. When we got off the bike, I stole the briefcase and ran away. I looked into the briefcase and there was a black hole. I jumped into the black hole and I was at McDonalds. I saw Cooper in the distance and he started crying and running around in circles because he wanted McDonalds. But, let's be honest, did you really think that part was just a dream? Of course not. I woke up to find Cooper crying and running around in circles. I threw a pillow at him and he got mad and stopped and stared at me with those eyes that say, "I want you dead." I got really nervous so I tried to hide. But he found me and started digging at the blanket. So I showed myself and he started running around. Then he ran to the door and starting crying some more. Just to remind you, this was 4:46am. So I thought, wow, maybe he has to go to the bathroom. I'll be nice and get up and let him out. So I let him out and do you know what he does? He just stands there doing nothing. He just wanted to go outside for fun. He is cool. So I left him out there and went back to sleep. Then, at 7:24 I was awakened because my brother just had to watch Pokemon. Makes sense. So yes. Overall. Really good night. And really good life. Stay Fresh.