Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Both Of My Feet Have Holes In Them.

Good day mates. My iPod is about to die, but I was rely feeling a post. So, I will go as far as I can. So, what should I write about? My day! Okay. I went to be at approximately 2:48am. I woke up at approximately 10:35am. I was very cold upon my awakening. Oh my. I read that book, the awakening. Here is my advice. Steer clear of that one. Alright. So, my mom had some fresh watermelon cut. That was nice. So then me, being the studious girl I am, finished my English homework. I felt very accomplished. As I watched it, I also watched the Brady bunch. Season 2, disc 1. It was nice. I love that show. So then it got to be lunchtime and I made myself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Along with some chips. And some scrumptious apple juice.!yum. So after i finished, jack made nachos, and obviously i couldn't say no, so I had some of those also. Then I had to go to the library to return just go with it and saw the final chapter. Just go with it was dece, but totally predictable. Plus I have disliked Adam sandler ever since don't mess with the zohan. Saw was good, except I fell asleep like 45 minutes into it. So. I hope it ended swell. I'm sure it did. So there was construction going on at the library and I like couldn't even pull in so I got really nervous, but I ended up just going against the flagger lady's wishes and going for it. So I go in the library and the librarian says 'yo'. I didn't respond. I mean, seriously, would you respond to a librarian saying yo to you? I'll answer that. No you would not. So I'm minding my own business, looking in the new release section, being pretty, when I see a flash. Lightening at a time like this? What? I think. No, not lightening, I am reassured as I turn around. This lady is just taking pictures. What? What? Why? Who are you? Thoughts are rolling in my head. I'm so confused. I dont understand. But my eyes are not deceiving me. She is taking photos of the library. Who id this weirdo? Maybe a rival I think? Or a reporter? So I then witness the librarian asking this lady who she is. Do you know what this woman says? Get ready for this. 'I'm just remodeling my home and I'm getting ideas.' in a library? What a fool. Who does that? I don't understand. So then this girl comes in and the librarian shakes her hand and says to her, congratulations. And do you know what happens next? I bet you dont. Here's where it gets crazy. That librarian asked the picture lady if she would take a picture of her and that girl! What? So she did. It was by far the weirdest experience of my life. So then I leave and obviously there were no cars coming, so I pulled out of the parking lot and low and behold, there is that lady. I thought I escaped her. But no. That lil flagged, there she be. Standing in the middle of the road behind a truck. So I almost killed her. Glad I didnt. So I went home and watched some television for awhile, had some manwich. Then Tony picked me up and we were on our way to a tennis match. It was at this ghetto place filled with ghetto people. We got there 30 minutes early and it was scary. There were some screams coming from the woods. It was cool. So then we played tennis while we waited for people, then this kid came and I eventually gave up my spot on the court and let him play. Geez I am so giving and selfless. It kills me. So then all these mercy people came, and that was awkward. Plus, the only other person who wasnt playin who was there was hannah's boyfriend, and we sat on a bench together and that was extremely awkward. But I enjoyed the company. So then, my prayers were answered, and it rained, forcing us to leave. Awwwwww. So I was happy. Then I came home. Ate some vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles. Watched more tv. Then my family came home from picking my brother up from the airport. Yeah. He went whale watching in Canada. That's fair. Love you too mom and dad. Sheesh. So then I grew hungry and ate some chicken noodle soup. Then watched some more tv. And I am currently watching lifetime. So I apologize for the stupidity of this post. I will try to do better on the next one. I have to end this though because I have like 6% battery left. So thank you for wasting your life on this. It means a lot to me. And remember, stay fresh.